Z-EAB02 (Mar 31, 2023)

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Z-EAB02

Puzzle

"SUS"
Twain Trivia | 2 Words

Clue

Hover over the clues if you require!
Clue 1: What phrase is 'sus' usually linked to?
Clue 2: And no, it's not about pigs. Neither is it that region in Morocco.
Clue 3: You could say it's more of an impostor.

Answer and Explanation

Answer: Among Us
Explanation: Among Us, a viral web game around 2021-2023, has spawned various memes. Perhaps the most notable is the phrase 'sus', short for 'suspicious'.



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Summary of Receipt

Twain leaves their first receipt, complaining about the lack of receipts and coping with the Zulu lifestyle on top of abandoning the Cafe and Diner.

Transcript

Z-EAB02 | 3/31/23 | Twain

Oh, thank God, or Bird, or whatever, we have receipts again! I was going CRAZY not being able to just ramble on and on about my sexy, dangerous, and fun life. It has been HELL ON EARTH the past two weeks trying to be all stoic. It is not my vibe, babes. My vibes are hiding my true feelings behind obnoxious internet culture. Speaking of… yes, it’s not just being a stoic so-and-so that’s really been on my mind with this whole… “shift” in the way things are.

Kyle. I miss them. A lot. I knew it would hurt to leave them. And, I mean, well, I chose this. I wanted this. But… still… I hope they’re doing okay. I know it must suck that I just left them without even saying goodbye. Maybe it was better that way? Well, I know for CERTAIN that they’d KILL ME if I actually told them why I had to leave and what I’ve been up to the past year. Not that they probably didn’t already have some suspicions. They’re a smart, SMART, cookie. I just know they wouldn’t like all of, well, “this.” I’ve had to listen to them rant and rave about how much they hate Jean-Marc and his Last Cafe so many times I could probably give you the whole speech on how he basically became a worse fate than Fate.

Whew, it feels good to get things out again. While I did want this, I guess I underestimated how much I needed to talk and how in conflict that is with a whole “sew your lips shut for months on end” lifestyle. I suppose we have the power to change that now, though. But, like, the little lip marks are kind of sexy in their own twisted way, so we’ll probably keep it. Plus, tradition and blah, blah, blah. And the big boss probably wouldn’t like us getting rid of that. But, boy, I would not want to do that again. Also? It’s so freaky. Like if you have to throw up or something, you gotta yank that thread out and FAST.

I wonder what ended up happening to Kyle. And Trav, Zack, and the others. Maybe once the dust actually settles a bit, me and Capgras can see if we can find them.