TGGB03 (Aug 16, 2017)
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NUMBER: TGGB03
PRIORITY: DINER
DATE: 16-8-17
CUSTOMER & ORDER: THYRS, COFFEE BLACK
SERVER: NEW GUY
IT HAS BEEN SO VERY, YES VERY, CRAZY HERE! It simply has been! Every day and every night, and especially at night, Thyrs and Umbra have been causing very much destruction! We simply do not know why they are doing this yet. But I feel we are getting very, yes very, close to the answer! Or, at the very least, an answer, I think. Like H.R.’s cards told her, Thyrs is not entirely himself right now—if there is even anything of him left, that is. He is very, very, very empty at the moment. But that actually was not Umbra’s doing! At least, I do not think that it was.
See, Thyrs is a special type of customer; he is what I have found to be called “Figmented.” It is, well, you see, it is a type of Bloo—oh, that’s not very Diner, is it? It is a customer who likes to drink Bloody Marys. Yes! That will do! So, these customers, as the Manager already pointed out, cannot be served, and their tabs can never be paid for in full, but, you see, they actually can! However, when their tab is paid, they leave behind a figment of their former self. That figment then becomes a new but somewhat familiar customer once again!
So! That is why Umbra wanted Thyrs: because, you see, Umbra was able to imprint his personality on the figment of Thyrs, and now we have the mess that we are currently in. HOWEVER! This is actually fantastic news because we can just unravel the figment and return Thyrs to where he was at before this all happened. It is as simple as unraveling a thread from a sweater… which I have much experience with, believe it or not. However, despite my many piles of yarn left behind from many sweaters of my past, I believe, yes, I believe it would be a job best handled by the Manager or Payroll, perhaps.
In the meantime, I can help keep Thyrs very busy! We have so far seen that Thyrs is quite averse to bright lights and loud noises. If we can startle Thyrs, it sends him packing for a few minutes to even a few hours! Even though Thyrs is Figmented, he still retains these little fragments of all the past times he was up and about, and he seems especially startled by war chants in Old English. That is a job I can do very, very well, I think.
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