SINK04 (Aug 8, 2017)
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NUMBER: SINK04
PRIORITY: DINER
DATE: 8-8-17
CUSTOMER & ORDER: STRONSAY, COFFEE BLACK
SERVER: NEW GUY
This is not good! This is simply not good! Things are getting so, so much worse! All the men and women in their fancy suits with their shiny lapel pins have all gone away! YES! It is true! What I am saying is what has really happened! The Agency HAS LEFT! AND STRONSAY IS STILL VERY MUCH HERE ON THE SHORES OF PALM BEACH! THIS IS SIMPLY NOT GOOD AT ALL!!
Along with Stronsay being here there have been many, yes many, very strange things happening. Unseasonal storms, sudden temperature drops, and a horribly eerie, yes eerie(!), silence at night! It is almost like death itself has come to our very doorstep!! Which is funny, I think, because Stronsay has not yet visited a Death’s Door Night Club, as far as I know. Unless, you think, could he even fit inside one of them?? In any case, what the heck is happening?! That is what I would like to know, yes, I believe that is what I would very much like to know. Why would the Agency just let Stronsay go about his business here? He is not supposed to be here, that much is very clear!
I suppose we cannot rely on outside help to serve Stronsay, we’re just going to have to do it ourselves after all! And, and, and, do not forget that we did pay Visayas tab IN FULL all on our own! So what, Stronsay is a little, maybe a lotta, bit bigger than Visayas was. So what, Stronsay is thought to be outright unservable. So what, the Astoria 23rd Agency packed up and left and did not want to deal with Stronsay themselves. SO WHAT!! We are the Cafe and Diner, and though I have not been here for very long, I simply know that we can serve ANY customer that we want to.
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