SD1703 (Sep 27, 2017)
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NUMBER: SD1703
PRIORITY: DINER
DATE: 27-9-17
CUSTOMER & ORDER: THE DARK
SERVER: NEW GUY
Okay! So! Things have been, yes, they have been very hectic lately! Especially in trying to keep an eye, and more importantly, a count, on the Dark. They were picking up and dropping members every other week! Which, I think, is actually a good thing. Yes! Because it means we have been doing a very, very good job at keeping the Dark at bay. I figured I would do one big last final ultimate recap of who was in the Dark, for how long, and what happened to them.
If our guess is correct and Umbra strives to have eight members at all times, that means for the past few months he had five slots to fill. This is because, yes, this is because Umbra, Aka, and Pleasant are always presumed to be there. The five members Umbra had planned on adding to their three were Visayas, Florida, Stronsay, Thyrs, and Aplut. At least, that is what we know. There is a, perhaps, there is an asterisk in there for Thyrs. It’s unclear if Thyrs was to be his own member or just a foot in the door for Aplut.
Of course, we SERVED VISAYAS IN FULL! YES! IN FULL! That was one of the first things I helped with. We will not be seeing her again. Florida is still working with the Dark as he is very difficult to stop, but, you see, I have one of his heads mounted on my wall, so a win there regardless. Stronsay was taken back to jail in the Locker—he could escape again, but for now, I do not think Umbra is interested in working with him. Also, Thyrs body is… well, it is MIA. Umbra took it, and he could, I guess, bring it back at any time, but I doubt it. More trouble than it's worth. And that just leaves Aplut—who was dealt with recently!
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