SB501 (Aug 7, 2023)

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SB501

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Receipt: SB501
Author: Blackwood
Status: Open
Subject: Hyperion Cult

If it’s alright with everyone, I’d like to tag along to find the fifth Sebitti! I’d like to get some more, you know, hands-on experience with all this stuff. And this next caper seems like it’d be the safest one for me to try my hand at. Well, relatively safe, anyway. I know Twain also wanted to tag along, and I assume Silenziosa is going too? She seems to know a lot more about this place than any of us do.

I know a bit about the Crags, though! I’ve been helping Gideon restore the first section of the Date with Death Archive, and it was actually mentioned back when the Second Cafe was dealing with a Mesoslum. No super exciting clues, though, at least none that I saw. I guess the biggest clue is that it was said that Lucy’s sister Sophie was the one who was in charge of the Mesoslums. Gideon then told me that there were actually sixteen (SIXTEEN!) groups like the Mesoslums. He didn’t have the full list on hand, but off the top of his head, there are the Gilzers, Mesoslums, Doruls, Zaaltsijuls, Kiresezas, and Empyreans.

Gilzers are the janitor ones who clean up weird messes and have a peculiar attraction to death. Mesoslums are the ones who deal with dreams and nightmares. Doruls are apparently super weird and only show up in your peripheral vision. Zaaltsijuls are predominately locked up in the Black Thorn, but I guess before that, they were known for corrupting things and working with the Pale. Kiresezas are a super scary world… ending… WAIT! OF COURSE! I think I’ve just made the biggest breakthrough yet! AHH!! I need to go tell Capgras, Twain, and probably the Pathologist right away! Oh, uh… also, Empyreans are sky things. Kinda obvious with the name. Okay! Bye!