Pedro 3 (Twitter ARG)
Summary of Events
Someone who is very likely Indrid Cold, or New Guy, leaves a message warning that the Otherman is coming to fix what the Bird has done wrong, and warns the CaD that they need to be moving in the other direction, as they're (or Bird is?) 'marching towards a future that no longer exists to fix a past that went up in smoke'.
Receipt
(Tweet can also be found here: https://privatebin.net/?0afe04064ee8ef3f#1MI+LFyl13kM5LOsSlHAbzVZa+aavQGkeGEI51mkhNM=, with the password 'Hobo'.
Something is wrong. Something is very, very wrong. It wasn't supposed to be like this. We have moved too far in one direction when we need to be heading in the other. Other. Other. Otherman. Otherman is coming. Otherman will correct what the birds have let sour. In the sun it all looks so dour. Marching towards a future that no longer exists to fix a past that went up in smoke. Don't worry Zach I'm coming soon. Don't worry, I know how to deal with tough customers. My name is John D. :) Something is wrong. Something is very, very wrong. It wasn't supposed to be like this. We have moved too far in one direction when we need to be heading in the other. Other. Other. Otherman. Otherman is coming. Otherman will correct what the birds have let sour. In the sun it all looks so dour. Something is wrong. Something is very, very wrong. It wasn't supposed to be like this. We have moved too far in one direction when we need to be heading in the other. Other. Other. Otherman. Otherman is coming. Otherman will correct what the Bird set on fire. In the sun it all looks so dour. Marching towards a future that no longer exists to fix a past that went up in smoke. Don't worry Seth I'm coming soon. Don't worry, I know how to deal with tough customers. My name is :) I'm not with them. Don't worry Zach I'm coming soon. Don't worry, I know how to deal with tough customers. My name is John D. :) Something is wrong. Something is very, very wrong. It wasn't supposed to be like this. We have moved too far in one direction when we need to be heading in the other. Other. Other. Otherman. Otherman is coming. Otherman will correct what the birds have let sour. In the sun it all looks so dour. Marching towards a future that no longer exists to fix a past that went up in smoke. Don't worry Zach I'm coming soon. Don't worry, I know how to deal with tough customers. My name is John D. :) Something is wrong. Something is very, very wrong. It wasn't supposed to be like this. We have moved too far in one direction when we need to be heading in the other. Other. Other. Otherman. Otherman is coming. Otherman will correct what the birds have let sour. In the sun it all looks so dour. Marching towards a future that no longer exists to fix a past that went up in smoke. Don't worry Zach I'm coming soon. Don't worry, I know how to deal with tough customers. My name is John D. :) Something is wrong. Something is very, very wrong. It wasn't supposed to be like this. We have moved too far in one direction when we need to be heading in the other. Other. Other. Otherman. Otherman is coming. Otherman will correct what the birds have let sour. In the sun it all looks so dour. Marching towards a future that no longer exists to fix a past that went up in smoke. Don't worry Zach I'm coming soon. Don't worry, I know how to deal with tough customers. My name is John D. :) Something is wrong. Something is very, very wrong. It wasn't supposed to be like this. We have moved too far in one direction when we need to be heading in the other. Other. Other. Otherman. Otherman is coming. Otherman will correct what the birds have let sour. In the sun it all looks so dour. Marching towards a future that no longer exists to fix a past that went up in smoke. Don't worry Zach I'm coming soon. Don't worry, I know how to deal with tough customers. My name is John D. :) Something is wrong. Something is very, very wrong. It wasn't supposed to be like this. We have moved too far in one direction when we need to be heading in the other. Other. Other. Otherman. Otherman is coming. Otherman will correct what the birds have let sour. In the sun it all looks so dour. Marching towards a future that no longer exists to fix a past that went up in smoke. Don't worry Zach I'm coming soon. Don't worry, I know how to deal with tough customers. My name is John D. :) Something is wrong. Something is very, very wrong. It wasn't supposed to be like this. We have moved too far in one direction when we need to be heading in the other. Other. Other. Otherman. Otherman is coming. Otherman will correct what the birds have let sour. In the sun it all looks so dour. Marching towards a future that no longer exists to fix a past that went up in smoke. Don't worry Seth I'm coming soon. Don't worry, I know how to deal with tough customers. My name is John D. :) Something is wrong. Something is very, very wrong. It wasn't supposed to be like this. We have moved too far in one direction when we need to be heading in the other. Other. Other. Otherman. Otherman is coming. Otherman will correct what the birds have let sour. In the sun it all looks so dour. Marching towards a future that no longer exists to fix a past that went up in smoke. Don't worry Zach I'm coming soon. Don't worry, I know how to deal with tough customers. My name is John D. :) Something is wrong. Something is very, very wrong. It wasn't supposed to be like this. We have moved too far in one direction when we need to be heading in the other. Other. Other. Otherman. Otherman is coming. Otherman will correct what the birds have let sour. In the sun it all looks so dour. Marching towards a future that no longer exists to fix a past that went up in smoke. Don't worry Zach I'm coming soon. Don't worry, I know how to deal with tough customers. My name is John D. :) Something is wrong. Something is very, very wrong. It wasn't supposed to be like this. We have moved too far in one direction when we need to be heading in the other. Other. Other. Otherman. Otherman is coming. Otherman will correct what the birds have let sour. In the sun it all looks so dour. Marching towards a future that no longer exists to fix a past that went up in smoke. Don't worry Zach I'm coming soon. Don't worry, I know how to deal with tough customers. My name is John D. :) Something is wrong. Something is very, very wrong. It wasn't supposed to be like this. We have moved too far in one direction when we need to be heading in the other. Other. Other. Otherman. Otherman is coming. Otherman will correct what the birds have let sour. In the sun it all looks so dour. Marching towards a future that no longer exists to fix a past that went up in smoke. Don't worry Zach I'm coming soon. Don't worry, I know how to deal with tough customers. My name is John D. :) Something is wrong. Something is very, very wrong. It wasn't supposed to be like this. We have moved too far in one direction when we need to be heading in the other. Other. Other. Otherman. Otherman is coming. Otherman will correct what the birds have let sour. In the sun it all looks so dour. Marching towards a future that no longer exists to fix a past that went up in smoke. Don't worry Zach I'm coming soon. Don't worry, I know how to deal with tough customers. My name is John D. :) Something is wrong. Something is very, very wrong. It wasn't supposed to be like this. We have moved too far in one direction when we need to be heading in the other. Other. Other. Otherman. Otherman is coming. Otherman will correct what the birds have let sour. In the sun it all looks so dour. Marching towards a future that no longer exists to fix a past that went up in smoke. Don't worry Zach I'm coming soon. Don't worry, I know how to deal with tough customers. My name is John D. :) Something is wrong. Something is very, very wrong. It wasn't supposed to be like this. We have moved too far in one direction when we need to be heading in the other. Other. Other. Otherman. Otherman is coming. Otherman will correct what the Bird set on fire. In the sun it all looks so dour. Marching towards a future that no longer exists to fix a past that went up in smoke. Don't worry Seth I'm coming soon. Don't worry, I know how to deal with tough customers. My name is :) I'm not with them. Something is wrong. Something is very, very wrong. It wasn't supposed to be like this. We have moved too far in one direction when we need to be heading in the other. Other. Other. Otherman. Otherman is coming. Otherman will correct what the birds have let sour. In the sun it all looks so dour. Marching towards a future that no longer exists to fix a past that went up in smoke. Don't worry Zach I'm coming soon. Don't worry, I know how to deal with tough customers. My name is John D. :) Something is wrong. Something is very, very wrong. It wasn't supposed to be like this. We have moved too far in one direction when we need to be heading in the other. Other. Other. Otherman. Otherman is coming. Otherman will correct what the birds have let sour. In the sun it all looks so dour. Marching towards a future that no longer exists to fix a past that went up in smoke. Don't worry Zach I'm coming soon. Don't worry, I know how to deal with tough customers. My name is John D. :) Something is wrong. Something is very, very wrong. It wasn't supposed to be like this. We have moved too far in one direction when we need to be heading in the other. Other. Other. Otherman. Otherman is coming. Otherman will correct what the birds have let sour. In the sun it all looks so dour. Marching towards a future that no longer exists to fix a past that went up in smoke. Don't worry Zach I'm coming soon. Don't worry, I know how to deal with tough customers. My name is John D. :) Something is wrong. Something is very, very wrong. It wasn't supposed to be like this. We have moved too far in one direction when we need to be heading in the other. Other. Other. Otherman. Otherman is coming. Otherman will correct what the birds have let sour. In the sun it all looks so dour. Marching towards a future that no longer exists to fix a past that went up in smoke. Don't worry Zach I'm coming soon. Don't worry, I know how to deal with tough customers. My name is John D. :) Something is wrong. Something is very, very wrong. It wasn't supposed to be like this. We have moved too far in one direction when we need to be heading in the other. Other. Other. Otherman. Otherman is coming. Otherman will correct what the birds have let sour. In the sun it all looks so dour. Marching towards a future that no longer exists to fix a past that went up in smoke. Don't worry Zach I'm coming soon. Don't worry, I know how to deal with tough customers. My name is John D. :) Something is wrong. Something is very, very wrong. It wasn't supposed to be like this. We have moved too far in one direction when we need to be heading in the other. Other. Other. Otherman. Otherman is coming. Otherman will correct what the birds have let sour. In the sun it all looks so dour. Marching towards a future that no longer exists to fix a past that went up in smoke. Don't worry Zach I'm coming soon. Don't worry, I know how to deal with tough customers. My name is John D. :) Something is wrong. Something is very, very wrong. It wasn't supposed to be like this. We have moved too far in one direction when we need to be heading in the other. Other. Other. Otherman. Otherman is coming. Otherman will correct what the birds have let sour. In the sun it all looks so dour. Marching towards a future that no longer exists to fix a past that went up in smoke. Don't worry Zach I'm coming soon. Don't worry, I know how to deal with tough customers. My name is John D. :) Something is wrong. Something is very, very wrong. It wasn't supposed to be like this. We have moved too far in one direction when we need to be heading in the other. Other. Other. Otherman. Otherman is coming. Otherman will correct what the birds have let sour. In the sun it all looks so dour. Marching towards a future that no longer exists to fix a past that went up in smoke. Don't worry Zach I'm coming soon. Don't worry, I know how to deal with tough customers. My name is John D. :) Something is wrong. Something is very, very wrong. It wasn't supposed to be like this. We have moved too far in one direction when we need to be heading in the other. Other. Other. Otherman. Otherman is coming. Otherman will correct what the birds have let sour. In the sun it all looks so dour. Marching towards a future that no longer exists to fix a past that went up in smoke. Don't worry Zach I'm coming soon. Don't worry, I know how to deal with tough customers. My name is John D. :)
Notes
'Something is wrong. Something is very, very wrong. It wasn't supposed to be like this. We have moved too far in one direction when we need to be heading in the other. Other. Other. Otherman. Otherman is coming. Otherman will correct what the birds have let sour. In the sun it all looks so dour. Marching towards a future that no longer exists to fix a past that went up in smoke. Don't worry Zach I'm coming soon. Don't worry, I know how to deal with tough customers. My name is John D. :)' occurs 22 times, broken up by '...went up in smoke. Don't worry Seth I'm coming soon. Don't worry, I know...' once, as well as '...Otherman is coming. Otherman will correct what the Bird set on fire. In the sun it all looks so dour. Marching towards a future that no longer exists to fix a past that went up in smoke. Don't worry Seth I'm coming soon. Don't worry, I know how to deal with tough customers. My name is :) I'm not with them'.