OD1704 (Oct 11, 2017)
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Summary of Receipt
Manager briefs everyone on the Aka deal, and mentions how The Dark has 7-8 people such as ‘A bug (pleasant?), a shada, 'an a bloody Pinocchio’.
Transcript
NUMBER: OD1704
DATE: 11-10-17
ORDER: COFFEE BLACK
CUSTOMER: THE DARK
SERVER: ALL STAFF, PREP BY THE MANAGER
Right, so, tomorrow's the big day, innit? I hope you are all prepared for… 'eaven and 'ell let's just say it's a mad little game we gotta play, choice? We don't have much of an option either, seeing as whoever wins this game gets the bloomin' prize. We can't let Aka get that prize.
I know, I know, I bloody well know, that I am being vague. But this NDA I signed… oi it's above even my crust, alright? I can't do nothin' about it, and I wouldn't even bother tryin' if I could. I'm glad we've got Barista with us this month, anotha' mind is only gonna help us.
Let's see the Dark have what, 7 now? 8 maybe? And there's a tommy mix of us. Not too sorry 'n sad, if you ask me. At least we have a jubly little polyglot, a bloody brilliant psychic, a two-ton hunk, and a Langley on our side. What've they got, eh? A bug, a shada, 'an a bloody Pinocchio? I'm sure we can handle this with no problem.
So. Midnight, tune your CaDComs to frequency XOS315.13 YOS1612.5 ZOS2493.15. It'll be a race of sorts. Fastest wins, far as I understand it. Aka might be a well-learned gent, but we're the bloody CaD, choice?
- Manager