MAT05 (Feb 13, 2020)
Summary of Receipt
611 wraps up Mr. Inn's visit to the CaD, designating their master as Miss. Wednesday and the two known Planes of the Otherworld as Apple Juice (the British mythology) and Mead (the Norse ones).
Transcript
EMPLOYEE NO. 611
DATE: 2-13-2020
FILE REFERENCE: MAT05
TOTAL: Tab paid in full
Well, it would seem that I haven’t gone crazy yet. We did indeed have a new customer come into the Cafe last Sunday, Mr. & Mr. Inn. They’re brothers. They are both very clever, and yet… not all that bright. To put it bluntly. Bird-brained is probably the most accurate way to describe them. And unlike Miss. Bad, who is single and ready to mingle, Mr. & Mr. Inn are firmly set in their fraternal companionship. Of course, the Mr. Inns are closely associated with a presumed Miss. Wednesday, though she has not yet graced our Cafe with her presence. That we know of. I suppose the Mr. Inns were supposed to do that for her.
With the appearance of the Mr. Inns, we are starting to learn more and more about the layout of Quebec and how its customers might be distributed. We’ve known for a while that there should be four regions of Quebec, but I believe it’s safe to confirm at least two of them now. Of those regions, we’ve picked out some appropriate drinks to satisfy those particular customers’ thirsts, Apple Juice and Mead. Apple Juice for customers like Mrs. Kay, Mrs. Lludd, and Mr. Cowon and Mead for Mr. Inn and Miss. Wednesday. Of course, that still leaves us two drinks short, but I’m sure we’ll figure them out in time.
As for Mr. Inn, we did send him on his way home. Usually, No. 7 is the one to ring out our Quebec customer’s tabs, but Mr. Inn knew the way back up north on his own once we let in some air. How Mr. Inn intends to book a flight is still unknown, but we figured it was best to just let him do what he needed to do. Of course, we came to that conclusion after a less-than-successful attempt at following him. So, we win some, and we lose some. Hopefully, word of good and accommodating service reaches Miss. Wednesday.