LFW01 (Feb 21, 2020)
Summary of Receipt
Manager 5 decides to ask Mr. Taga, his friend, for help finding Vizago's mask. Taga has a stone he carries that contains 'the powers of the creators of the universe' - the Archons? - which can grant any wish, for a price.
Transcript
MANAGER NO. 5
DATE: 2-21-2020
FILE REFERENCE: LFW01
TOTAL: £0.23
Right, so I feel proper rotten for what 'appened with Vizago, yeah? I mean, the geezer is a bit cheeky, but he don't deserve to 'ave 'is tab ringed in if we can't find 'is boat race. Well, if I can't find 'is mug. I s'pose it's me problem to sort out, ain't it? But I ain't gotta go it alone neither. I've asked Roufyrouf and our new kipper tie to go see an old china of mine to see if he can't fix this mess up.
We're gonna go see me mate Hugo, or I reckon we'd call 'im "Mr. Taga," yeah? Used to be called Mr. Paker, but that was a right sorry moniker for the poor lad. I reckon that's what years of hatin' each other over nuffin' will do to ya. Back when it was just Paker, a right split and flip did the trick, but now it's just shorthand for 'is full name, Tagapagbigay. As you can guess, 'e's quite the giver. And that's exactly why I'd like to pay 'im a visit. I'm 'oping 'e can give me exactly what we're lookin' for.
See, Mr. Taga's got a rather special stone 'e carries with 'im. They say this stone's got the powers of the creators of the universe in it, and if 'e 'ands it over, you can make a wish on it. 'Course wishes ain't free, ain't it? There's a 'eavy price to pay to use 'is stone, but I reckon I'm already in the red, so what're a few more quid on me unendin' debt. Plus, it's not guaranteed, either. Sometimes, if the wish is right, the fee gets waived. Course, this is all a bit flowery, seein' as it's in the Diner, but I reckon you could get the gist, yeah?