LCO03 (Apr 22, 2020)
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DATE: 4-22-2020
EMPLOYEE NO. 26
FILE REFERENCE: LCO03
TOTAL: $4.09
Well. I give up. I’ve tried. No. 4 asked me to chart a flight to La Sonim Hotel to see if we could maybe talk to the Bellhop. Or even to remove the Bellhop from the hotel. He might not have shown it too much in his last receipt, but he’s very worried about the little guy. But I have tried to book that flight over and over again, and you know what? There is no La Sonim Hotel. It does not exist in Taos. At least not where they said it was supposed to be. Of course, booking a private flight to a precise location that I’ve never been to before is tricky, but you’d think after 10 or so attempts, I’d at least be able to spot a hotel out in the middle of nowhere.
I would keep trying, but I don’t think there’s a point, and I am getting super burnt-out from all this travel planning. I’ll try again tomorrow after I pick up some more Juicy Fruit to keep the air travel flowing, but I think I need to try some other locations. There is also the strong possibility that the hotel has moved from serving normal drinks to only Ichor. And if that’s the case, I’d need No. 7’s help to plan that trip as I’ve never had Ichor before. Not only that, I have no idea how big a move like Ichor would be. If it’s anything like our main drink menu… yeah, I’m probably not going to be able to track down a single hotel.
I’ve gotta say, all this otherworldly Quebec business is a real pain. If this was business as usual a la Ottawa, we could just do our normal scans, pin it down to a drink, chart a flight, and boom! But for whatever reason, these Quebec customers don’t play by the normal customer rules. I guess that’s part of what makes them so otherworldly, huh? Oh well. I’ll get some more gum and keep trying, but seriously don’t get any of your hopes up. No. 1, No. 44A, and No. 44B might just need to figure this one out on their own.