HTH03 (Apr 8, 1996)
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RECEIPT #003
FILED UNDER: DINER-HTH
DATE: 4/0E/96
EMPLOYEE #26
I have good news regarding Mrs. Tyron and perhaps her husband, Mr. Tyron, too. While I suppose Mrs. Tyron may be the primary focaccia winner in the family, I think that Mr. Tyron is far too sweet to knowingly seek out an Italian meal himself. He was very playful when we did manage to spot him, and he left a very good impression on Mr. Trigano and me. I suppose, considering how rarely we see the Tyrons, we can keep Mrs. Tyron as our primary customer on file. Still, I’m pretty confident we can move her down in the more coincidentally “Mrs.” category than maliciously so.
While I’m on the topic of honorifics, we might want to check in to see if Mrs. Middletown’s pending divorce was final. While she didn’t get to serve Mrs. Tyron—her service for Miss. Andrews was probably enough to bump her up in the first place. Especially now that we know how she’s been serving these customers. I know changing a customer’s honorifics is a pain in the system and a bigger pain as far as familiarity goes, but I think we should at least consider Middletown as divorced now. I feel like she can do enough damage to be single and ready to mingle. But we can worry about that later, yeah?
If it wasn’t already clear, we were able to serve Mrs. Tyron her 5 o’clock early dinner before sending her back to Ottawa. Mr. Trigano is fairly certain that Mrs. Middletown can only serve customers in the States, so she should be safe back home. There was… one weird thing about Mrs. Tyron’s service. Something that requires the attention of #17. See… another customer was hiding behind Mrs. Tryon. Miss. Keightley. It would seem she’s eager to make a… “connection.” And I don’t think she’ll take no for an answer.