HNY02 (Aug 4, 2017)
Summary of Receipt
3311 notices strange flies appearing around Mrs. Honey, which is unnatural compared to similar monsters. He suspects it’s a ‘lemon-scented situation’ and asks for backup from either 17 (Ashlyn) or 53 (Amber, aka A.I.), two of the managers.
Transcript
CAFE AND DINER RECEIPT FROM */04/17
EMPLOYEE 3311
RECEIPT: MRSHONEY02
STATUS: OPEN
Howdy y'all, 3311 again. So me 'an 3113 are still makin' our way over to Violet Crown, but we've been doin' some researchin' and think we've found something strange. Tourists from around the area have been claimin' there's been a massive spike in pest problems 'round Mrs. Honey's home. Flies. Just good 'ol fashioned American flies. Now I know Violet Crown in August, and boy, let me tell you, there are flies, but 3113 has been showin' me social media pics of these flies, and it ain't right y'all.
Now the strange thing is, Mrs. Honey's family from back in the Old North never had a fly problem. At least as far as either of us could figure. This could mean this is a different customer than what I had reckoned before. This could also mean Mrs. Honey's got some new talents. This could also mean there's more than one customer tryin' to book a reservation in Violet Crown. Regardless, swarms of flies ain't good for no one's business. Flies fester 'round rot, I reckon. And that's no good.
See, flies have always liked our Lemon-scented customers, I reckon. Now I've dealt with my fair share of Lemon-scented customers before, but they ain't my specialty. Call in 17—or shoot—53 even. Someone who's a bit more personable with those two-timers. Not that I can't dance when I need to, but I'd rather not. I've always been more of a shoot-first-dance-later kind of partner. Eh, I'll keep y'all updated… if this is a Lemon-scented situation, we'd like some extra muscle what have you in the way of a manager type.