HHS01 (Feb 11, 2020)
Summary of Receipt
Manager 6 reports a new customer, Mrs. Entwistle. She's likely from the Hauntaurskald and seems to be linked to both movies and 'a bunch of big letters'. She, Manager 4 and Manager 5 investigated but only found Astoria poking around.
Transcript
MANAGER NO. 6
DATE: 2-11-2020
FILE REFERENCE: HHS01
TOTAL: $9.14
Strange things about lately, huh? It could be Mercury entering into Pisces, perhaps things have always been this strange, and we haven’t been able to comprehend them until now. I mean, I can barely wrap my head around all of this as is. And as strange as it already is, I fear it will only get stranger from here. Gross. Fear and here. I’ll try to keep the rhymes in check, or should I say, leave the rhymes to Miss. Bad’s checks? Anyway, sorry for rambling. We did actually get another regular order.
Seems like it could be a doozy. Reports of a Mrs. Entwistle, very haunting stare with a capital H. She’s known to be pretty quiet and very gorgeous, almost like a movie star. We can assume someone so famous enjoys the nice hair of the dog that bit her, and she probably reaches for a Corpse Reviver most mornings. She’s married, but not so much by choice. From what I’ve heard, she had a streak of unfortunate events follow her around, and anyone who gets too close to her, which is what led to her settling down.
Seeing as it’s so close by, I already went out to take a look with No. 4 and 5. Nothing was out of place as far as we could tell. It was pretty mundane overall, I guess. I mean, it’s just a bunch of big letters in the middle of nowhere. Though No. 5 did spot a lot of “tourists” hanging around. 23 of them. Which probably means they either got to Mrs. Entwistle first or they’re also looking for her. Maybe No. 62 or 35 can dig something up about why they’re here or what they’re doing.