GRM04 (Mar 10, 2020)
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Summary of Receipt
Manager 5 and Employee 44A have done some investigation on Morrison. They're two Grunches who came from the testicles of the Sunkenman, Miss. Carleton. However, strangely enough, they're from the Hauntaurskald instead of Mayda. So that's rather strange.
Transcript
DATE: 3/10/2020
MANAGER NO. 5
FILE REFERENCE: GRM04
TOTAL: £0.13
'Right so me 'an Roufyrouf have doin' some research on our little bouncing Morrisons. We've got some little choice tidbits about the bally little cretins. Some interestin' bits and bobs about their heritage and what' ave you.
So the lovely Loves' n Kisses Morrison, eh? We know she had some rocky mountain oysters with the heap of coke n' Cuddle and Kiss Carleton. So it's not too wild to assume they are one an' the same, genetically speaking, yeah? So then why oh why is Mrs. Morrison sippin' down Orange Juice? Eh? Not like a little sip either. She's more into Orange Juice than she is Ice Water or other more Exotic drinks. In fact, her taste of Exotic drinks is right 'round where it should be for a normal Mrs. of her stature. 'Course, blood is thicker than drinks, yeah? So what about her headwear?
Well, Roufyrouf's been doing a bit of the old tit for tat on her, and here's the choice bit, yeah? She's got what you might call a head fit for a crown. A fatherly crown, yeah? I'm gettin' the inkling she's nothin' more than a bloody dancin' two-foot rule. Makes sense with her flight plan. So what does that mean for the jubly jubly Miss. Carleton? If Morrison dances, she must be a full-on jitterbug. Jitterbug of a particular type. It's unusual but not totally unheard of. I've gots some more research I need to do, but I'm startin' to get the picture, yeah?