FSTF01 (Aug 10, 2017)
Summary of Receipt
The fly investigation is passed over to the 'Triple Threat': Managers 123, 134 and 224. It's likely these flies are being caused by a customer, temporarily designated 'Mr. Diptera'. 3113 suggests that the flies may be moving along with Diptera, so that might be able to help them track him down (along with whatever skills the Triple Threat has).
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CAFE AND DINER RECEIPT FROM */10/17
EMPLOYEE 3113
RECEIPT: FESTERINGFLIES01
STATUS: OPEN
As 3311 mentioned, we’re passing off our fly prob 2 the “Triple Threat” managers, 125, 134, & 224. We believe the flies r customer-related, tho we aren’t sure how or w/ whom yet. So, 4 the time being, we’re just calling this John Doe customer Mr. Diptera. Per our prior receipts w/ Mrs. Honey, these flies seem 2 b American in origin. Still, they must have some sort of Canadian importer due 2 their unnatural quantity & voracious appetites.
Speaking of… the flies brought in by Mr. Diptera do, in fact, bite. And they bite a lot & often. So… heads up, Triple Threat, wear some long sleeves & pants. Tho, w/ Mrs. Honey taken care of, according 2 our fam in Lone Star, the flies have pretty much died down. According 2 tourist sources, this was just a freak mating period 4 the flies, which has now subsided. However, we don’t buy it. Plenty of dead flies should b around 2 look at when u three get down there. I’m not really sure how that’s helpful, but hopefully, 134 can do his weird-coroner-whatever 2 those flies & figure smth out.
If this does turn out 2 b one nasty fly season, oh well, but I think they might b moving w/ Mr. Diptera, & I wouldn’t b surprised if they popped up again somewhere else nearby. So, maybe 125 can keep an eye & ear out 4 that. And 224… can do her 224 thing. I’m not sure what exactly that is, but I’m sure if there’s some sort of… u know… hat on hat situation, 224 can help unravel that. It might not b a lemon-scented customer... could it b a sandwich eater? In any case, the flies r ur prob now.
TTYL.