EAB01 (Mar 30, 2023)
Summary of Receipt
Capgras mentions that, aside from searching for Jean's final secret, the two of them - likely leaders of the Zulu cult; no clue what happened to Shaka - have been commanded by Division Alpha to look into the Sacred Hall of Bingo, a new cult.
Transcript
EAB01 | 3/30/23 | Capgras
Is it just a trauma response that I have an unquenchable urge to keep writing receipts? You know, my new organization is sort of categorially against writing things down. But if it wasn’t for Jean-Marc’s “meticulous note-keeping and journaling,” we’d be screwed eight ways to Sunday. So maybe there’s something in being meticulous in our note-keeping. But really, I think it’s just the trauma response. Regardless, it does help me get my thoughts in order, and boy, being a leader is not easy.
Oh, yeah. Also, we won’t be using the spooky royal “we” in these knock-off receipts. Too much work, and honestly? We’re both sick of it, and it’s only been like two weeks of doing it. Thankfully neither of us has to be “leader-leaders,” just quasi-semi-sorta leaders, at least for the time being. I think we both got so used to receiving orders that we didn’t know how to dish them out ourselves. But, speaking of receiving orders, we have two main cases of concern at the moment. Retrieve Jean-Marc’s final secret hidden somewhere in the giant mess of CaDCom Receipts from 1988 to 2023. Fun. And there’s a cult we need to look into… The Sacred Hall of Bingo.
As for the CaDCom receipts, hey, you’re looking at them. We pulled some strings and got the old domain transferred to our control, and now we’re rebuilding the Archives the best we can. Of course, there are only two of us, and we’re busy with so many other things, but at least the former Long Island crew got us an 850 receipt head start. Also, technically, we’ll be delegating the bulk of this work to our many eager underlings. Oh boy, if they hated us before, they will really hate us now. As for the Bingo Cult, Twain and I need to pay their leader a respectful visit and see what’s up with them. On a technical level, cult affairs are actually our job, but I have a sneaking suspicion I know why she’s marked this one as “urgent.”