EAB00 (Mar 29, 2023)
Summary of Receipt
Capgras and Twain introduce the Cafe and Diner Archives, v2.0. With the Cafe and Diner closed after its final battle with Fate, these two have re-opened the archives to find the last secret of Jean-Marc - the First Owner.
Transcript
EAB00 | 3/29/23 | Capgras & Twain
I don't think anyone could have seen that coming.
Well, I mean, we already knew that was going to happen. But there were still some surprises! Some heartfelt, some obscene, some infuriating surprises. But I think it's important to at least point out that regardless of what went down, it was an unqualified half-success. At least from our twisted view of things, everything that needed to happen happened. Kind of ironic, huh? Well, the kiddie bumpers are officially OFF, and we can finally get to work. The real work and— oh crap. The Cafe and Diner have once again shuttered their doors.
Well, on the one hand, we don't need them. We don't need anyone anymore. That's the neat part about killing Fate. Though... we do still need the... well, that's a secret. Get used to hearing that fun expression. Well, to get what we need, we first need to find "it." And we are convinced that it is hidden within the Cafe and Diner CaDCom Receipts. ...Which one? No clue. And with the Cafe and Diner shut down, we don't have a lovely Long Island team to do the heavy lifting. So. Voilà, welcome to the Cafe and Diner Archives 2.0 run by us.
Oh. We haven't even introduced ourselves yet! Apologies, though, again, secrets. I suppose you can just think of us as your mysterious benefactors. You get to riffle through the Cafe and Diner's old secrets, and we get to find his last secret. A win-win all around, up and down. It'll take us a while to get things back to how they were, so just sit tight.
-Capgras-
We know the new Archives 2.0 looks... bad. Almost as if we haven't even touched the CSS yet and—we haven't! It's a later goal. We're both a lot less artsy-fartsy than Jenny was. Sorry. But, hey, we'll make it look nice and pretty... eventually. We'll also be messing around with the overall structure of things as we move forward. I wonder if we could get Mikey back to help... Mm... no. That'd probably be a can of worms. WORMS! YES! MAYBE! I don't know. We should be able to pull that connection...
Anyway, the CSS sucks. We know. We're on it.
Twain!