DDM12 (Nov 27, 2021)
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Summary of Receipt
Manager 2 unfortunately concludes that Bartlett is not an alien. He is, however, from the Hauntaurskald. He also clarifies that Phantom’s opening of doors has no relation to the Open Doors archive or the Open Doors church. Lastly, he asks Manager 3, Employee 71 and Phantom Lane to deal with Bartlett before Phantom Lane has to go away.
Transcript
[BRANCH] LONG BEACH
[SERVER] MANAGER NO. 2
[DATE] 11/27/21
[INDEX ID] DDM12
[SECURITY] DINER
Well… looking at all the new information, I can sadly say that Mr. Bartlett does not have a car and thus does not need valet service. That being said, we still have plenty of coffee left to serve him. No. 71 got in touch with me yesterday after she met with our Chilly Fan, and it turns out that Mr. Bartlett is more or less tied into this whole opening of doors affair. Also, just to be clear, not the Open Doors affair, but the opening of doors affair. I know. Confusing. But I can't help that they have the same name. Open Doors is the former CaD Long Beach location, and opening doors is what our Chilly Fan wants to get done. Got it? Good.
Interestingly, Mr. Bartlett is less enticed by our coffee selection and is more eager to try out our fresh-squeezed juices. Orange juice, to be exact. Certainly less exciting than a nice corvette and somewhat unexpected. Oh well. The point is we now know what he drinks, but we don't know much else about him. Other than that, he was recently spotted in Baltimore, exactly where you already expected him to be. Same name. Now, I guess the question is if he's single or not. While "Mr. Bartlett" has certainly stuck, we might need to meet the missus soon. Or not, I mean, Mr. Cold is still Mr. Cold despite it all. I'll talk to No. 1 about how we address customers. Then again, maybe it won't matter soon anyway.
Back on topic, our plan is to deal with Mr. Bartlett before next Wednesday. Our special guest is a bit in-between places at the moment, and if we are to involve him in our service, it has to happen before Wednesday. Our best bet will probably be on the 30th, though No. 1 and I have other business to attend to on that day. I'm thinking maybe No. 3 can help serve Mr. Bartlett along with No. 71. Seems fitting, plus she has worked with our special guest before.