Chickenless Breakfast (Twitter ARG)
Summary of Events
The CaD's plan in All according to plan was actually a diversion for the real infiltration. The results are sent here.
Restored Tweet
Text has been lost in data corruption.
(Text reads 'enen pefphbk ilppboopp')
(In the tweet, there was a URL leading to http://tinyurl.com/chickenlessbreakfast)
Answer and Explanation
Hover over to find the answer!
Answer: HAHA CHICKEN LOSERS
Explanation: Substituting coffee for orange juice, as in the tweet, in this case meant running the codetext through the diner code backwards with Coffee=1*, then the regular way with Orange Juice=1*. This translates to “HAHA CHICKEN LOSERS”, which is the password for the Tinyurl.
Receipt
"Would I rather be feared or loved? Easy. Both. I want people to be afraid of how much they love me."
Well THAT was a smashing success. Get reckt chicken-losers.
So let's recap what just went down on the 3rd:
1. Make an easy breasy password that Jedidiah peeps could easily break, and throw in a key emoji to let them know it's for them
2. Give them a fake infiltration plan to avert their resources so we can (and did) snatch the goodies
3. ???
4. Oh, we profited
So at 10:00 AM for some reason everyone was in the bathrooms? Must've been something they *! Those who weren't ocupada en la baño were protecting big man Al for some reason?? Man everyone was acting weird on Wednesday! No one was guarding the registers so we helped ourselves to a small tithe of around 5,000 fun bucks. We're not considering this stealing, we're considering this "Save Seth" fundraising, with some roundabout help from A23. That's not all though, we didn't come to rob indiscriminately, although that was fun, we also helped ourselves to some fresh Hot Chocolate which will be really useful for getting back our beloved Seth. We gotta be careful not to drink all of our Hot Chocolate we don't wanna prematurely shoot our wad so to speak. We got enough Hot Chocolate for about 3 trips up north and back. We also snatched a nice little bit of jewelry from big Al's personal stash which... uh, we're not sure what it does yet, but it looks edgy and magical and I'm sure it'll be the coolest. Also, why was no one in the back office? You know, where they keep all their files??? UH??? GUYS??? THAT'S WHAT WE WERE AFTER?? Some interesting stuff was uncovered and once it's cleared by big boss lady we'll add it on the site, but a little taste of what we've learned...
-Big Al has been making trips to Fry's, must be looking for some juicy electronics
-Miss Weekend is absolutely looking to expand her work days
-Seems Big Al has been out to lunch with Lucy, scandalous!
-Lucy and Big Al don't seem to be agreeing on something
-Big Al got some big ol quartzy brain on him
-Mrs. Pleasant and crew were not mentioned anywherem [sic], which is... weird. The Rumor Come Out: Does Mrs. Pleasant is Innocent?
-Nothing solid connecting Jedidiah's to Asstoria 23rd
-They've got about as much Hot Chocolate as we do and they're probably supplying from Fry's
-They have two Mr. Sandersons employed, they look as mean as a Mrs.
-Miss Weekend is their big boy, Lucy seems, not afraid of him but... unsettled? It was hard to say based on what they think of the matter
And that's all we've got for now! Good raid everyone, GG Chicken-Losers ;)
Notes
The 4 steps ending in “???” then “profit” is a reference to the “Underpants Gnomes” episode of the show South Park. “The Rumor Come Out: Does Mrs. Pleasant is Innocent?” is a reference to an article about musician Bruno Mars written on a questionable site with a similarly error-filled title which became a meme (https://brunomars.us/rumor-come-bruno-mars-gay/). The quote about being feared or loved is from the American version of the show The Office.