C-WITW01 (Jan 24, 2022)
Puzzle
“Tag! You’re it, WITW!”
Knowledge | 4 Words
Clue
Hover over the clues if you require!
Clue 1: What does WITW stand for?
Clue 2: It's a book.
Clue 3: A very famous children's book, in fact.
Answer and Explanation
Answer: Wind In The Willows
Explanation: This is what WITW stands for.
Summary of Receipt
Employee 161, while being pen-pals with Employee 224, learns about 224’s other pen-pal, Mr. Toad. Toad’s asking for money to build Toad Hall (like in the Wind in the Willows), so 161 is going to see if it’s a scam or if Toad’s from the Otherside or Otherworld.
Transcript
[BRANCH] LONG ISLAND
[SERVER] EMPLOYEE NO. 161
[DATE] 1/24/22
[INDEX ID] WITW01
[SECURITY] CAFE
hiiii all!! howzzzz is everyone doing this fine january day? me? little ol me?? well im doing dandy but there is something of... well... sem-quasi-adjacent cad-y concern.
so basically me and lil lovely loveland have been sending each other cute little postcards since our last caper together. weve also been hanging out in minecraft and in general being good pals. anyway. so. hm. i think someone is scamming our precious no 224.
in his latest lil postcard (and they are SO cute by the way) no 224 mentioned his OTHER pen pal someone calling themselves """mr toad""" and asking no 224 for generous donations to help in rebuilding the once prestigious toad hall. i dont think i need to explain why this is... silly. and... also probably like a scam but its a very targeted scam. like??? i dont think a human, er sorry, most humans wouldnt fall for mr toad asking them for money. but our very special very real human boy 224 might be more susceptible to such trickery. which then begs the question: who knows that thats loveland?? i guess we dont try to hide it all that much but still.
sooooo i asked 224 to send me one of the letters hes received and im gonna see if this was sent by a customer. either itll have a blood signature if its ottawa or preppy-j can do her otherworldly thing to see if thats where its origin is from. if its neither of those... welllllll im going to have to get creative ig. i dunno. im going to protect 224 WITH MY LIFE.
ilyyyy make sure to use 2fa change your crusty old passwords and stay SECURE!!!! we are a firmly anti-scammer cafe!! <3 <3 <3