C-SRD08 (Oct 28, 1995)
Puzzle
“King Dork.”
See: C-SRD05 | 2 Words
Clue
Hover over the clues if you require!
Clue 1: Who is 'King Dork' in C-SRD07?
Clue 2: See C-SRD05 for his full name.
Answer and Explanation
Answer: Xavier Vargas
Explanation: Lo and behold, he is the king of the dorks. His full name's in C-SRD05, and is referred to in C-SRD07.
Summary of Receipt
1313 confronts Xavier, trying to convince him to stop playing Aka’s game. After Xavier refuses and summons Aka, claiming he won the game, Aka reveals that he hasn’t won, and kills Xavier instead.
Transcript
RECEIPT #00E
FILED UNDER: CAFE-SRD
DATE: 10/2E/95
EMPLOYEE #1313
…
S.O.T.
Xavier: My, my if it isn’t [#1313]. I knew you’d come crawling back eventually.
#1313: Shut up, loser.
Xavier: Such vitriol, my pet. Though, I would expect nothing less from you.
#1313: Ugh, can you stop being a creep for one second? I came here because you’re messing around with some serious crap, and you need to cut it out now.
Xavier: Oh, whatever do you mean, [#1313]?
#1313: I know you’ve been messing around with the Redman.
Xavier: Redman?
#1313: Don’t play stupid with me, Xavier. The Redman. He’s a demon who plays games with humans.
Xavier: Mm. I like playing games, [#1313].
#1313: These aren’t games that can be won.
Xavier: Ha. Hahaha! That’s what you would think. You were constantly underestimating me. You have no idea the power the Redman has given me.
#1313: You’re not thinking clearly. The Redman is using you.
Xavier: No, [#1313]. You don’t understand. The Redman has shown me a new path. A path of power and strength. I won. I beat his game, and now he’s MINE! I control him!
#1313: You can’t be serious. Why would you use him to hurt your friends?
Xavier: They’ll be fine. But I had to get your attention somehow. And the Redman said if I let him play his game with some of my friends, it wouldn’t take you long to trace it back to me.
#1313: That’s insane.
Xavier: But it worked, didn’t it? Here you are, back at my feet. And if you want me to have the Redman lift his curse, all you have to do is take me back.
#1313: Dream on.
Xavier: Clearly, you need to be persuaded. Everyone does.
[Xavier snapped his fingers and behind him appeared Mrs. Aka.]
Mrs. Aka: You would think booking a reservation would be easier. Between [#71]’s wards and [#17]’s connections to IRIS, it’s truly been a pain. In any case, it’s a pleasure to meet you [#1313]. Xavier’s told me so much about you.
#1313: You did all of this just to book a reservation?
Mrs. Aka: Oh no. No, no, no. It was just convenient that some of [The Owner]’s employees also went to school here.
Xavier: Redman! Make her mine.
Mrs. Aka: Hm? No.
Xavier: No? You have to listen to me! I beat your game—
Mrs. Aka: You did not.
Xavier: But I—
Mrs. Aka: You were wrong.
[Mrs. Aka clenched his fist. As he pulled his fist to the ground, Xavier fell, pulled by his eyes. Behind him, a paper doll appeared half burnt. It ignited as Xavier died.]
#1313: XAVIER!! Why would you do that?!
Mrs. Aka: He summoned me. He played my game and lost. It’s a shame. It really is. All that rock and roll and demonic games. It’s really starting to corrupt the youth, I fear.
#1313: How could you?
Mrs. Aka: Are you really going to lecture a demon on killing humans? That’s cute. Be thankful the merciful Padre Santos stays my hand. Though, that can change.
#1313: Xavier…
E.O.T.