C-ROR01 (Oct 25, 2017)
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Puzzle
DIFFERENT RECEIPT
16 CHARACTERS 3 WORDS
“The length of King Robert I’s reign according to the Manager.”
Clue
Hover over the clues if you require!
Clue 1: Might wanna reread CX-TRG07 real careful.
Clue 2: How long does the Scepter usually stay for?
Answer and Explanation
Answer: Bubble N Squeak
Explanation: In CX-TRG07, The Manager said that The Scepter sticks around for a bubble 'n squeak, tops, before it goes elsewhere. Considering Robert has the Scepter, his reign will be a bubble 'n squeak.
Summary of Receipt
Manager/Jericho starts praising Robert T. Doll, referring to himself (and others) as Jesters bringing merry and joy to Long Beach, Florida. He and Jonny (Umbra, of all people) are apparently preparing for Robert’s ascension to godhood on October 31, Halloween, and talks about the Seamstresses (Nikki and JL). He also reminds the Jesters that they can’t use channels more complex than Cafe.
Transcript
THE ROYAL REIGN OF ROBERT T. DOLL
IN THE YEAR OF HIS GRACE, TWO THOUSAND AND SEVENTEEN ON THIS THE 25TH DAY OF ROBTOBER
PENNED BY HIS ROYAL JESTER, JERICHO MYERSCOUGH
Glory be this most beautiful Autumn day, in His grace and glory, of Robert T. Doll. We, the Guild of Clowns and Dummies, honor Him in his wisdom today and every day henceforth for now until the end of time. Jonny and I are busy preparing for his ascent from King to Living-God set for the most hallowed of holidays, All Robbie’s Eve.
The Seamstresses are very busy at work weaving his hellish threads. In contrast, we lowly Jesters work to bring merry and joy to the lowly pig scum of Robert’s Beach in Florobertia. Soon my fellow scum, we will have a Living-God among us! How merry! How joyous!
I would like to remind my fellow Jesters that we are forbidden from using more secure communication channels. If we were to do so, it would much displease our most wonderful Robert. Displeasure is not our goal, as we are to bring merry.
Hail Robert T. Doll in all his glory!
- The Jester Jericho