C-OYT02 (Apr 22, 1996)

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C-OYT02

Puzzle

“Arthur, Dinah, Kara, etc.”
#53 Trivia | 1 Words

Clue

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Clue 1: What do these three DC superheroes have in common?
Clue 2: In terms of their appearance.
Clue 3: More specifically, their hair colour.

Answer and Explanation

Answer: Blondes
Explanation: All these superheroes are blondes.



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Summary of Receipt

Summary

Transcript

RECEIPT #002
FILED UNDER: CAFE-OYT
DATE: 4/22/96
EMPLOYEE #53

  1. 26 wasn't kidding. Mr. Wilson is a ways away from where he should be. I mean, those squatch-types are a dime-a-dozen in the Esterksald, so it's not that unbelievable that there's more than one Mr. Wilson. And among the many Mr. Wilsons, one ended up down here through some fault of the boundary lines. Or something like that. Plus, Joshua Tree is absolutely swarming with faults. If I had to guess how this particular Mr. Wilson got here, my money would be on… the Lost Horse Mine. That might be a good spot to start checking.

As for the tourists, I'm thinking a nice light roast should do the trick. How does a lost and misguided mascot sound? Something, something, LBU was feeling out some new mascots and doing promotional shots in Joshua Tree. I think it's not too unbelievable that they'd wanna ditch the 49ers. It's a bit bland and perhaps overshadowed by the Bay Area a bit. But a valley-girl airhead blonde sasquatch? Also not great, but it's believable enough. I'll start shilling this one up with some leaked design docs and thumbnail sketches.

In the meantime, it'd be aces if Flower could scrounge up a little more info on our blonde beauty. I figured I could take care of Mr. Wilson while I was already in the area. And while I'm not against serving Mr. Wilson solo, there is that pesky size factor, isn't there? Even the friendliest—er, no, tamest, of Mr.'s can still do some serious damage when they're 7 feet tall and packed with rippling pectorals. Not to mention, he's been antagonizing random tourists, so he might not be in the mood to be escorted home right now. Or maybe there's a trick to it or something, which Flower might be able to fill me in on. You know, something like the sun makes him angry, or he's allergic to Joshua Trees… the usual nonsense we deal with.