C-FQF04 (Mar 14, 2020)
Puzzle
“DA—dun dun dun dun, da, dun dun dun dun, dun dun dun dun, dun dun dun dun, dun dun dun dun, dundundundundundun.”
No. 53 Trivia | 2 Words
Clue
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Clue 1: It's a very famous meme song from quite a few years back - around 2013-2014.
Clue 2: 'What song is this?'
Clue 3: Made by a certain music producer called Darude.
Answer and Explanation
Answer: Darude Sandstorm
Explanation: This famous meme-song has a tune that corresponds to the puzzle.
Summary of Receipt
Summary
Transcript
EMPLOYEE NO. 53
DATE: 3-14-2020
FILE REFERENCE: C-FQF04
TOTAL: $0.73
I’m starting to think having Freaky Friday running around Blackwood Manor was not a great idea. To be fair, having him run around anywhere isn’t ideal, but what are we gonna do? Kill him?! Hmm… that could be a fun idea. Though, if we were gonna kill this loser, we would’ve done it by now. Nah, nah, nah, he’s small potatoes. Truly a D-List Boogieman, if that. Anywhozzle, what I wanted to talk about was Friday’s nasty, nasty influence on the Boogieman Balls we’ve been keeping in Gramps’ Teal Room. It seems that they’ve started to… talk. I know, right? Gross as hell. I don’t like the overgrown bloody balls talking any more than any of you do.
So, remember how British said Friday was saying something about come fire, come brimstone, or whatever? Yeahhhhh, now the little hellions have been chanting that over and over and over again. It’s really starting to get on my nerves, if I’m being honest. “COME FIRE, COME BRIMSTONE, BLOOD PAYS BLOOD AND BLOOD ALONE. KING ZULU TAKE US HOME. PAINT THE PORTRAIT IN BLOOD AND FEAR… blah, blah, BLAH!” Gross, annoying, and a bit creepy. And damn it all, they’re starting to grow on me. I mean, come on, if I can teach these guys to say, “I’m Pickle Balls!” or “I know da wae,” it would be beyond very cute.
Ehhhh, cute might be an overstatement. It would have been cute back when these guys were just strange 3-foot-tall spherical teeth-deaths. But alongside their ever-expanding vocabularies, they seem to be… growing. Ball puberty. Which… yes, I guess that makes a lot of sense… but also yucky. They’re roughly… 4-5 feet tall now and extra muscley and kinda stinky. I’m guessing it won’t be long before their voices drop, and it won’t be worth teaching them memes. We… probably need to get some Sunkenman blood on these guys ASAP, or we’re gonna have two fully-grown Sunkenmen trapped in 17’s tiny, tiny playroom.