C-DPG10 (Oct 11, 1995)
Puzzle
“Mic check, one, one, three. Can you hear me completely?”
Knowledge | 1 Word
Clue
Hover over the clues if you require!
Clue 1: Why 'one, one, three'? And what does 'completely' mean?
Clue 2: Less 'complete', and more 'everything'.
Clue 3: What's one plus one plus three?
Answer and Explanation
Answer: Five
Explanation: Adding up 1, 1 and 3 together makes Five.
Summary of Receipt
1313 and 53 trick Five of Lima, who is apparently a child, into believing that a spray-painted 'Cafe and Diner' and 'Mr. Domenech' are the real ones while the others send the actual Domenech to the Caelus.
Transcript
RECEIPT #010
FILED UNDER: CAFE-DPG
DATE: 10/11/95
EMPLOYEE #1313
No one told me that Five was like actually five. Or, ten. Whatever. She’s like an actual kid. Well, now that I’m thinking about it, I guess little kids with major psychic powers is a total horror movie thing, right? Children of the corn or whatever. Did they have psychic powers? I don’t know. I wasn’t really paying attention when me and Red were watching it. Anyway, we dealt with Five and her goons. Hopefully, #26 and #17 were able to hold up their end of the plan.
S.O.T.
Five: Really? This is the ultra-secret Cafe and Diner? It’s a literal Cafe?
#53: What were you expecting, Five? We keep telling you guys that we’re just a generic combination Cafe—
Five: —And Diner. Yes. Surely there is more to this facility… where are you hiding the Pseudo-Goat?
Mr. Domenech: Baa.
#1313: I would hardly say we were hiding him.
Five: You can’t be serious. This? This is the Cafe and Diner?
#53: What you see is what you get, kiddo.
Five: Do not call me ‘kiddo.’
#53: Sorry. Rugrat. Urchin. Ankle-biter. Bra—
[Five grabbed #53 telepathically around his neck]
#53: Someone… missed… nap time.
Five: Get the goat. Now.
[The Quebecers captured Mr. Domenech. Five then slammed #53 against the ground.]
Five: I wonder what Alfa will do now that we know where your little Cafe is? Hm? Well, as always, it’s been fun.
#53: …Has it?
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#1313: Are you okay, [#53]?
#53: Yeah, yeah, I’m fine. Not the first time I’ve ruffled Five’s feathers and ended up on the wrong side of a force choke.
#1313: What’s the deal with her anyway? She’s like…
#53: Ten. Yeah. Psychic prodigy. Astoria is notorious for scooping up troubled kids and molding them into agents. Five, though, she’s one of Alfa’s more deadly child soldiers. Something to do with her pineal gland and—
#1313: Ha ha, pineal. Do you think it worked, though?
#53: I hope so. She seemed mad enough to not notice the paint, at least. I’d say we bought Secret and Flower just enough time to send the real kid home.
#1313: If not?
#53: Five’ll probably psych this dummy-Cafe to the ground. Which is a shame. I really liked this one. And considering Alfa might just buy that this is our real digs, well, that could come in handy.
E.O.T.