C-DDM04 (Sep 30, 2021)

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C-DDM04

Puzzle

“Cu at this state, and I reckon bring along a .45, just in case.”
No. 116 Trivia | 3 Words

Clue

Hover over the clues if you require!
Clue 1: A state with a lot of Cu?
Clue 2: What's a .45?
Clue 3: Together, where do they come from?

Answer and Explanation

Answer: Man From Nowhere
Explanation: A state with a lot of copper (Cu) is Arizona, and a .45 is also known as a Colt. Arizona Colt is the protagonist of this Western flick.



⚠️BEWARE: THIS IS DECLASSIFIED INFORMATION. WARY EYES ONLY. ENTER AT OWN RISK.⚠️


Summary of Receipt

Manager 2 shows up in Dover, meeting 611 and 116. He’s still convinced it’s an alien, despite him having searched through the Topside and Limbo (to find Nicole Langley and Seth Warren) and not seeing anything supporting the existence of aliens. Strangely, despite being seen by regular people, they don’t seem too freaked out by Mr. Bartlett. The three of them are currently attempting to track down the lights in the sky to try and identify Bartlett’s position.

Transcript

[BRANCH] LONG ISLAND
[SERVER] EMPLOYEE NO. 116
[DATE] 9/30/21
[INDEX ID] DDM04
[SECURITY] CAFE
Howdy, y'all. Love the new CaDCom header, by the way. Mighty slick if 'n 'ya ask me. But y'all ain't tuning in for the pleasantries, y'all want to know about our little Demon out in here in Dover. Speakin' of, however, there is one minor pleasantry I reckon I must rectify before gettin' too far into this here report. 611 said he'd put in the full email we got on the site, but then due to the unexpected and unexplained, he had to rush off before he had time to add it in. Now, I will say, it ain't much, but I reckon it's got some hidden morsels of comfort food in it still. The full email was:


Mon, Sep 20, 5:19 AM

Subject: Dover Demon (Mr. Bartlett?)

General Location: Dover, Massachusetts

Description: Weird little rosy-orangy alien looking thing. I don't think it's dangerous but it's worth keeping an eye on I suppose.


Now ain't that, as 611 would put it, "strange." I say this because this patron/friend/customer/what-have-you saw our Mr. Bartlett. Saw him good enough to write to us. Yet they don't seem, well, I reckon I'd say perturbed by the presence of this "weird little" fella. Ah, right, speakin' of weird little fellas, No. 2 is with on this order. You see, he reckons Mr. Bartlett must be some sort of extraterrestrial being. Which, I shouldn't have to point out, makes not a lick of sense. He plum trekked through the ENTIRE Otherside AND Topside AND sakes alive LIMBO. Shoot, he probably knows how this whole cosmic mess we live in works better than any of us here. And you know what? I asked him if he saw any signs that there is non-human, non-demon, non-angelic, non-elder life while you were up there. He said no, of course, but that the lack of proof all but confirms their existence. 'Ya know, for him being our most intelligent employee... boy, I wonder about him sometimes.

Well, back on the topic subject, we ain't had NOTHING yet. Just more funny light patterns in the sky. We've been runnin' around like chickens with their heads cut off tryin' to get to the lights before they vanish, but me and 611 just ain't quick enough. No. 2 has been "triangulatin'" and doing "deep sonar sweeps." Not sure how the sonar will help, but the triangulation might help us pin down this, Mr. Bartlett. Which 'an reminds me. We are pretty settled on "Mr." Ain't been any strange deaths around here. Seems like he's gonna be a harmless fella. An odd fella. But harmless.


Keep y'all updated -116