C-APPB04 (Jul 23, 2022)
Puzzle
“A♡♀A♣♂”
Language Trivia | 2 Words
Clue
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Clue 1: What's an 'A-Hearts' and an 'A-Clubs'? Think in, well, card 'lingo'.
Clue 2: And the third and sixth symbols respectively are?
Clue 3: So an 'acegirl' and an 'aceboy' - what language, or dialect, is that from?
Answer and Explanation
Answer: Bermudian English
Explanation: The symbols depicted "acegirl" and "aceboy", two words from this dialect that got added into the OED in 2021.
Summary of Receipt
Summary
Transcript
[BRANCH] PALM BEACH
[SERVER] EMPLOYEE NO. 224
[DATE] 7/23/22
[INDEX ID] APPB04
[SECURITY] CAFE
WEED KILLER!!! WOW!!! IT IS SIMPLY, YES, SIMPLY, THAT EASY!!! We have been reading about the other branches having great success with it, so we figured, yes, this is what we figured, we figured that why shouldn't we give it a try as well? And with our protodemon, it would be very easy to do because you see, so you see, it breathes out black holes! We just had to put a little in the water where the protodemon was and wait for it to take a breath and then, and then, and then BOOM!!!! The protodemon imploded, yes imploded, and it then exploded a shower of thick black gunk everywhere and little puffs of black balls of fluff! It was quite a sight to see.
When we exploded our protodemon it also had something to say as it was dying, except it didn't really "say" it so much as what it was thinking shot out like a shockwave. "Was I not perfect enough?" That is what it said! Or that is what it felt like it said, anyway. It is perhaps a little sad that we had to kill Miss. Aflux because she was really not that mean or anything and was actually fun to talk to—BUT!!!!! She was going to eventually drink up all of the water! That is a crime I simply cannot forgive because what is living without splishy splashy water for which to play in? Not a life I would like to live.
Unfortunately, we were not able to save any samples of Miss. Aflux as she sort of mixed in with the water too quickly. Like the Long Island Branch, we are going to watch the area for a few days to make sure are in the clear and that Aflux's remains do not cause a bigger problem. This is simply excellent because do you know why? Because, yes, it is a job where I get to play in the water for many hours a day! That is my JOB! Can you believe it?
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