C-APAO02 (Jul 19, 2022)

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C-APAO02

Puzzle

“Corporate mergers? Great!
Neo-Reaganomics? Great!
Obscene language? Great!
Loud music? Great!
…You showing up? Eh, not so much.”
Hip Hop Trivia | 4 Words

Clue

Hover over the clues if you require!
Clue 1: ???
Clue 2: ???

Answer and Explanation

Answer: Along Came a Biter
Explanation: ???



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Summary of Receipt

No. 323 talks about Mrs. Seugnitsah and mentions that protodemons are popping up all over. Containment efforts have been a bit difficult, considering Mrs. Seugnitsah's size. Whie there are efforts to make a public key for Eden, No. 323 considers getting No. 5 and VIII to the Ouroboros and the Everdark for the key, considering their connections to Eden.

Transcript

[BRANCH] ASTORIA
[SERVER] EMPLOYEE NO. 323
[DATE] 7/19/22
[INDEX ID] APAO02
[SECURITY] CAFE

This thing is so gross. The protodemon that popped up near us is, as hinted at by No. 2, a colossal snail-like creature, roughly 375 feet tall and able to split into more copies of itself. Thankfully, each copy is half the size of the full protodemon, so we've been dealing with ten, eleven-feet-tall Protodemons. Sometimes, they'll merge back together, which is a bit more of a headache, but at least we have all of Hotel backing us up. Apparently, Yaksha is dealing with a protodemon in India, the Ozhogs are dealing with four or five different Protodemons around the world, and IRIS is convinced that the Eye of London has been replaced by a protodemon as well.

So… yeah. Eden coming back is probably not a great thing overall. The House comes back around tomorrow, and we're going to see if we can corral the ten or so Seugnitsahs into it to give us at least a week to think about how to deal with this mess properly. It's… not a great idea, to be honest. If the Seugnitsahs decided to reform into their 375-foot-tall form, it could maybe do some damage to the House. Alternatively, we could just get them into the House and then throw them out into the Phantom Lane. But… then we would have no way of knowing where to find them next week when the House comes back around. Plus, it's a band-aid at best. I can't go around every Wednesday sweeping protodemons up into the House.

I saw that No. 5 was working on some sort of public key sigil for Eden, though he hasn't found the right design yet. I can't imagine having to cobble something like that together from scratch. Oh! Actually, new idea. The House should be able to swing around to the Ouroboros and the Everdark. If I can grab No. 5 and maybe No. VIII, together, I'm sure they could "find" the proper sigil to Eden from one of those places, right? Ouroboros is a shell of what Eden once was, and the Everdark seems to be some sort of residue left behind from Eden after it was removed.