C-ADD03 (Jun 9, 2016)
Puzzle
“M.J.’s uncle’s occupation location.”
A.I. Trivia | 1 Word
Clue
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Clue 1: Don't focus too much on M.J. himself, just his uncle.
Clue 2: Phrase someone says to 'back up' a wild claim.
Clue 3: Trust me bro my uncle works here.
Answer and Explanation
Answer: Nintendo
Explanation: It's a common meme to claim some sort of unreliable fact, backing it up with 'trust me, my uncle works at Nintendo'.
Summary of Receipt
Summary
Transcript
CAFE AND DINER RECEIPT
DATE: 7/09/16
BY A.I.
MR. LADOUCETTE CASE NO. 3
Wooooah, that CaDCom transcription thing is no joke. It was even able to transcribe physical actions! That's crazy. Almost as crazy as Mr. Ladoucette. I feel like I got a good vibe from him, and, assuming he's telling the truth, he wants the same thing as us: to return to the Otherside. We just need to help him locate the other customer he came to find. He said our lovely Mr. Perez should be able to track it down, though it hasn't worked for him yet. I'm guessing we'll need to get a bit more crafty than that.
A.I.: Hey! Bird brains, I wanna talk to you!
Mr. Ladoucette: That is hardly the proper way to address the Royal Menagerie Curator. …wait… I recognize yhoo! Yhoo are the one who captured my Pointer! Ah! And yhoo stole one of my feathers when yhoo tried to grab me the other day! Whoo in the hell are you?
A.I.: I'm your worst nightmare scumbag.
[Mr. Ladoucette drew his sword and held it against A.I.'s neck.]
A.I.: Okay, okay, hey, hey, woah. No need for that, guy. I was just, uh, you know, puffing out my feathers a bit.
Mr. Ladoucette: Whoo are yhoo?
A.I.: [A.I.] of the Cafe and Diner.
Mr. Ladoucette: Cafe and Diner, yhoo say? That is interesting… most interesting… So, yhoo are trying to return my Pointer to its home in the Infernus. Is that correct? Answer.
A.I.: Yeah, we just call it the Otherside, though.
Mr. Ladoucette: Do you? I see. How long have you worked for the Cafe and Diner?
A.I.: Uh… a few weeks…?
[Mr. Ladoucette lowered his weapon, sheathing it behind his back, tucked beneath his plumage.]
Mr. Ladoucette: Come, sit. I will not draw your blood on this day—"scumbag." Do yhoo know how long this Cafe and Diner has been open?
A.I.: The farthest back our receipts go is May. So… a month?
Mr. Ladoucette: I see. Yes. Still in your nascent stage, then. Well, allow me to properly introduce myself. I am known as Paul Duphon, Swordsman of the West Court, and Royal Menagerie Curator. I have employed the aid of a demon dog to help me track and retrieve a runaway from the Otherside, as it were.
A.I.: Uh huh… and how do I know you're telling the truth?
Mr. Ladoucette: Irrelevant. Our goals are the same. I wish to return to the Otherside with my charge and the demon dog, and you wish all three of us out of your mundane Flipside.
A.I.: Well, that is true.
Mr. Ladoucette: Precisely so. So, will you help me find my missing beast or return the demon dog to me so that I may finish my search on my own?
A.I.: Who, or what, are you even looking for?
Mr. Ladoucette: A game most wily—the Jackalope. It bounced betwixt the boundary lines and ended up around this region.
A.I.: Alright, bird boy, you've got a deal. So, the chupacabra can find your Jackalope? And then all three of you will go back to the Otherside and stay there?
Mr. Ladoucette: I swear on my Lady Lucifer.