C-AA2305 (Aug 26, 2017) (Sequence III)
DISCLAIMER: THIS RECEIPT HAS BEEN UNLOCKED BY DIVISION TANGO (UPDATES 1-10).
Puzzle
PREVIOUS RECEIPT
21 CHARACTERS 4 WORDS
“Something Interesting.”
Clue
Hover over the clues if you require!
Clue 1: You might want another look at the last receipt.
Clue 2: What's interesting?
Answer and Explanation
Answer: Salt And Pepper Snack
Explanation: In AA2304, Manager 62 said they got hold of an interesting "salt and pepper snack".
Summary of Receipt
62 and 53 infiltrate Astoria easily and obtain their info.
Transcript
CAFE AND DINER RECEIPT FROM */26/17
MANAGER 53
RECEIPT: COLUMNTRIP05
STATUS: FULL SERVICE
Hey CaDudes, it’s your one and only and most valuable and precious 53 here. Me and the the 1337 h4ck3r manz have arrived and we’re here, we’re queer, and we’re stealing government information lmao.
I was HOPING I would get to do my, you know, thing. My 53 thing. Where I blow some stuff up, make some alarms go off, I even brought my fake C4 babydoll and I didn’t even get to use it. There goes another GREAT plan GONE! I mean, just imagine it, you’re an A23 Goon and you’re typing away doing whatever those losers do and then you hear a babe crying in the distance. How odd, you think. How queer. How perverse. This is no place for children! So you get up to go find the weeping urchin only to discover… IT’S A BOMB! You freak out and run away but you run away too fast and you don’t even notice that the baby-bomb is just cream cheese.
But alas, no, this was not the day for my explosively flavorful child who is not biologically mine because I adopted them from my evil twin sister who is really me from an alternate dimension. No. Not today. Today the real evil twin sister from an alternate dimension was still in that alternate dimension and that's where all the A23 hooligans are atm. So me and mikes HARD lemonade just walked right in and we are doing as we please. Floor hands up on the tables. Eating whatever we want from the minifridge and blaming it on Summer from H.R. that awful wench.
Anyway. What was the point of this report? Oh. This is why I’m not usually allowed to write them huh? I get it now. But 62 is busy busy doing real work so you get me. You should be so lucky.
Forever and always yours my beloveds
53