BIAB01 (Aug 1, 2023)
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Receipt: BIAB01
Author: Capgras
Status: Open
Subject: Recap
A day late for the monthly recap. Oh, well. I planned on writing the recap once the Pathologist, Mercutio, and Dingane returned with the fourth Sebitti… but, well, that isn’t what happened, was it? Mercutio is doing alright, thankfully. A little sore, but it seems like without the Wicked actually around, it’s more like a smoldering pain than a sharp nagging one. It’s a shame that we lost another Sebitti, but it doesn’t have to be a zero-sum game. If we can disrupt at least one of them, we can probably stop the Hyperions for good.
Besides, we were able to secure the golden harp Sebitti from the Mammonsoleum and the gargoyle Sebitti from the Manor of the Black-Veins. Two is certainly better than none. I believe Silenziosa has also tracked down the fifth Sebitti, but I’ll leave that to an encrypted report in case Fenrir is listening in. In non-Sebitti news (though it certainly feels like that’s all that’s been on our minds lately), Dingane took out one of the two major remaining Kings of Roses. And the Pathologist cleared the Cold’s 8-Ball.
Call me crazy. Call me deranged. Call me delusional. But I swear the 8-Ball had another message today when I shook it. “Doris O’Neal.” Now, that is hardly a standard 8-Ball answer. Not only that, but it also appears that Doris O’Neal is a SoCal octogenarian who has been predicting future events with uncanny accuracy. Foxtrot and Uniform had already wiped the story from news cycles, but in her big talk piece, she mentioned that these premonitions started after she started going to a new bingo hall. I’ll say this: could I have read about the Doris O’Neal case and then, due to my lack of sleep, imagined the 8-Ball told me to look into her case? Maybe. I should really try and get some sleep. I’ll see if Division Oscar has some kind of sleeping pill or something.
Anyway… Uh… 4 Sebitti found, 2 in our favor, 3 to go. We’ve got this, Folistes.