APAO01 (Jul 16, 2022)
Summary of Receipt
Head of Delta, Nile, alerted Division Ampersand about Mrs. Seugnitsah, and wanted them, alongside Hotel and Papa, to deal with her. No. 2 gives some description of the customer.
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[BRANCH] ASTORIA
[SERVER] MANAGER NO. 2
[DATE] 7/16/22
[INDEX ID] APAO01
[SECURITY] DINER
How bizarre. We've also just received reports of a Daiquiri-drinking customer. Of course, we've been alerted by Nile, head of Delta, to the issue. She wants us, alongside Hotel, to deal with this customer. I can't tell if she thinks we're the best suited for the case… or if she blames us for having to deal with it in the first place. Regardless, we're calling her "Mrs. Seugnitsah" following No. 3's lead. Sig-nitz-ah. I don't really know how close I'd say she is to Mrs. Hastingues, but—eh, close enough. Both would be well at home ordering a plate of escargot. If Mrs. Seugnitsah showed up anywhere else in the world, I'd probably say she's a full-on Miss.—but we kinda lucked out with her coming right out of the Columbia.
She's a sickly green color, so I doubt she's all too eager to get her service from us. Like Mrs. Zerep, she's massive—colossal even. Rude to talk about a customer's weight like that, but come on—she's at least 3 Columns big. To make matters worse, her main deal seems to be splitting the check. She never wants to pay in full, always shedding off the cost to another, nearly identical duplicate. It's sort of creating a bit of a logistical nightmare for us. Hotel's already got the area secured and locked down, though Nile made it fairly clear that we're the ones who need to figure out how to pay her tab or send her home.
No. 323's looking into our options outside of the usual means of transportation while No. 44 and No. 26 are dealing with the more traditional means of getting from one place to another. Given Mrs. Seugnitsah's penchant for splitting apart, it'll be tricky to contain her. But I wouldn't worry much about us. We've got the whole Agency here and ready to deal with it. Worst case? I'm sure Division Papa has a few bright ideas on how we can get this thing either back home or out of our waters.