ALL07 (Jul 30, 2017)
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NUMBER: ALL07
PRIORITY: DINER
DATE: 30-7-17
CUSTOMER & ORDER: STAFF MEMO
SERVER: NEW GUY
I realized today that I did not even really make a very proper first receipt! I suppose it does not really matter so much, but I would probably like to introduce myself “on the record.” I know you three have already met me and spent very much time with me, and we have even killed someone together. What more could there even be to say! Well, you see, so you see, I think that, yes, I think that I would like to better introduce myself in case we get even more new employees or if the Big Guy comes back! This way, he’ll be able to read this and already know everything there is to know about me.
HELLO! My name is Ranoma L. Boy! It is a very good name! Usually, in the coffee business, I’ve been told that we do not use our real names. So! I am now going to be going by Ranoma L. Boyd. This will do an excellent job of keeping my identity secret. Also, I did ask the Manager if I could put my name in this receipt, and after looking at it he said: “Izzat your “real” name, Ranoma? It’s just… yeah, ‘right. If it makes you happy, choice?” He says “choice” A LOT! But it does make me happy, and it isn’t even my real-real name, because of the extra d. But also, I now go by NEW GUY! Because, you see, I am the NEW GUY!
As for what I like, I like the same things as every other normal human does. Though I especially love water and all of its splishy, splashy fun. I used to live somewhere where there was A LOT of water, but it wasn’t actually so good because you couldn’t leave! We had to stay in place all day every day and we couldn’t even go out and explore, and I DO LOVE EXPLORING! It is so very fun to go new places and see new things. I think that is all there is to really know about me. OH! And I love learning new languages.
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