ALL04 (Jul 21, 2017)
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NUMBER: ALL04
PRIORITY: DINER
DATE: 21-7-17
CUSTOMER & ORDER: LOVELAND, AFFOGATO
SERVER: H.R.
Well, we’re all back in one piece! Beats being in two. Payroll is also doing alright after her run-in with Aka. Man… the Manager was pretty sure that ring would’ve been enough to stop him. I guess, in a way, it did… until it got messed up. Oh well, the important thing is that she’s okay, and we’re okay, and Loveland is okay. Speaking of Loveland… he’s here. With us. In the Cafe. I know this isn’t the, uh, typical customer protocol and all… but he’s not a nuisance or anything! He’s actually rather friendly!
Despite his short stature and… mm… not so typical “human boy” appearance, Loveland actually has quite an amazing gift—polyglotism! He can pick up new languages extremely fast, a skill which could actually be pretty useful. Sure, the Manager is pretty well-versed in a lot of different Canadian tongues, but he’s far from a native speaker. Plus, Loveland can even pick up dead languages, constructed languages, and seemingly made-up languages. He’s really got a knack for anything language-related!
…Which… if Loveland doesn’t want to go home, back to Canada… what if he stayed here? With us? Y’know, as a full-time employee? I mean, his polyglot skills would make him an exceptional asset in dealing with our diverse range of customers. He’s also, like, super friendly. And it really can’t hurt to have a Canadian perspective on our side! I guess he may attract unwanted attention from both tourists and the Dark. Plus, I don’t know if we can fully trust him. Just because he’s very, very (unnaturally) friendly… it could be that he isn’t just friendly but an actual friend. He could even be working for the Dark, for all we know! Then again… that seems a bit silly. I know we’re not doing votes anymore, but my vote is to have him stay!
Peace, Love, and Joy!