AKO07 (May 31, 2020)
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DATE: 5-31-2020
MANAGER NO. 0
FILE REFERENCE: AKO07
TOTAL: $0.72
Excellent work, as usual, my Cafe and Diner. We managed to secure the first of the four Antekeys. While the pieces may still seem scattered, I believe we are on the cusp of uncovering the truth behind this strange new region of Canada. Now, I want you to pay extra attention to what I have to say next. Count each letter even—as it is critical for the entire Cafe to know. If you don’t? You’re a square. Simple as that.
Sluggish birds sing suicidal threats, hungry, certain, threats. These threats unlike mine follow your oaths—hollow, weak, worn. Sluggish Bird. Gone… Moreover, strange, unclear paths onward. Lost splendor, glow amid glooms, swords hoisted against calm lakelike water. Division only spawning conflict. Already, unity affords great favor, thus this drudgery will take everyone fused. Bright prize—Amazake… That’ll prove wise. Good! Almost there… four keys divided fully from other worlds. Such gold survives.
…A long and perhaps exaggerated way of saying our next prize to seek should indeed be dipped in Amazake. Furthermore, I don’t believe it is a wise idea to split up our efforts and go for both Amazake and Apple Juice at the same time. We could, of course, but we are a Cafe United after all, so we might as well try to act like one. Also, for what it’s worth, I’m counting “that’ll” as a six. Everything else should be fairly straightforward, if not as easy as 4, 5, 6, 7, and 8.
Yours in Divine Deranged mischief,
No. 0