ACOF01 (Dec 24, 1995)
Summary of Receipt
17 sends 44 and 1313 to infiltrate the 'Famous Golden Caramel Works' in Santa Clarita, the cult Mr. White wanted them to investigate, so that they'd get some field experience. It seems to be trying to make something starting with 'B'. 17 also sends 53 to look after the two.
Transcript
RECEIPT #001
FILED UNDER: DINER-ACOF
DATE: 12/24/95
EMPLOYEE #17
Ah, it has been a while since we've gotten to order a bit of fast food—Open Doors piss-poor coffee notwithstanding. I have always loved the fast-food industry. I also adore the coffee trade, don't get me wrong, but the connections made between fast food managers? There is nothing that beats them. And it's a great reminder that not all that demands our service necessarily comes from up north. We have our own home-grown competitors as well. And, to do a favor for Mr. White, we'll need to take a short trip to a few zip codes over to Santa Clarita's Famous Golden Caramel Works.
The Golden Caramel Works is, as you can imagine, a fast-food joint focused on beautiful yellow caramel-infused treats and sweets. Working with caramel is inherently a bit dangerous, as it burns rather hot and has a nasty tendency to stick to your skin if you are unfortunate enough to get in that predicament in the first place. Still, it makes for a very enjoyable light treat with a capital b. I'm sure the majority of you are already well aware of our beloved Owner's own sweet tooth. He has quite an eye for caramel, in particular. Though I should probably just leave it at that.
Now, do you know what every fast-food joint needs? An abundance of underpaid and overworked teenagers, of course. And, what a coincidence, we have a whole fresh crop of them. I believe it would be very beneficial for the newcomers to get their feet wet in the fast-food industry, at least a little bit. However, due to #35's unique vision for the coffee trade, she might actually get stolen by the Golden Caramel Works. So, in her place, I believe our other rambunctious high school dropout, #53, will more than be able to do the trick. Plus, #53 has some experience flipping burgers, hopefully keeping #44 and #1313 safe in this high-demand environment.