C-TSS04 (Feb 4, 2021)
Puzzle
“What a wild hand!”
No. 161 Trivia | 4 Words
Clue
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Clue 1: ??
Clue 2: ??
Clue 3: ??
Answer and Explanation
Answer: Five Of A Kind
Explanation: The Five of a Kind is the strongest possible combination in Poker, and is only achievable using 'wild cards' such as a Joker.
Summary of Receipt
Summary
Transcript
Branch [Long Island]
Date [2021-02-04]
Server [Employee No. 161]
Beverage [Citrus Tea]
File Reference [C-TSS04]
STUPID DUMB BOOK NERDS! malfunctioning equipment??? seriously?? uh-uh. there is no technology more secure more advanced and occasionally—OCCASIONALLY—hacked by technopathic demons and the like than the beautiful and lovely cafe and diner communicators. maybe their books are malfunctioning. did they ever think about that? all it takes is one typo and whoosh—they end up in the middle ages in a pile of pig droppings. ugh. i can’t believe them.
anywhooz, guess what no. 35 and i have been up to? if you guessed rounding up morlocks, you’d be right! because our tech is most certainly not malfunctioning, and there is a metric crapton of h.g. double-hockey-sticks morlocks down here. so far, we’ve wrangled about 10 or so of these… nasty creepy ape guys. theyre more or less what id imagine a bigfoot raised in the hauntaurskald would look like. so thats… something.
i know no. 53 thinks we should just kill em all. i don’t entirely disagree. on the one hand, they arent supposed to be in our cycle anyway. and also, on that same hand, ive been reading up on them and they were straight-up eating people. in the future. not this future. and probably not the future they came from either… mainly cuz these guys are… dumb. dumb and harmless. i mean, theyre big, don’t get me wrong, but they arent… dangerous.
and in the spirit of the cafe and diner, when its not dangerous, we should probably do our best to send them home. or home-adjacent. no. 611 is looking into possible places we could send them. somewhere on the borders of the esterskald and hauntaurskald. theres this one snowy spot on the far western side of esterskald where the boundary lines are super thin between esterskald and hauntaurskald. it’s the same place we dropped off mrs. hickes. the other option—and honestly maybe the better one—is theres a spot on the eastern side of the hauntaurskald thats been bombed to hell. it’s like a worms armageddon-type situation. lots of little holes and stuff for the morlocks to hang out in.
anywayzzz, luv you all to death, and remember not to reverse-pseudo-enslave the future remains of the upper class and… eat them… was that the moral of the time traveler?? that can’t be right…