C-ROR01 (Oct 17, 2017)
Puzzle
“The length of King Robert I’s reign… according to the Manager.”
See: CX-TRG09 | 3 Words
Clue
Hover over the clues if you require!
Clue 1: How long should the Scepter 'stick around' for?
Answer and Explanation
Answer: Bubble ‘N Squeak
Explanation: This is how long the Manager believes the Scepter will stay.
Summary of Receipt
Summary
Transcript
THE ROYAL REIGN OF ROBERT T. DOLL
IN THE YEAR OF HIS GRACE, TWO THOUSAND AND SEVENTEEN ON THIS THE 17TH DAY OF ROBTOBER
PENNED BY HIS ROYAL JESTER, JERICHO MYERSCOUGH
…Seriously? Lawds below me—I mean,
Glory be this most beautiful Autumn day, in His grace and glory, of Robert T. Doll! We, the Guild of Clowns and Dummies, honor Him in his wisdom today and every day henceforth for now until the end of time. …"Johnny" and I are busy preparing for his ascent from a mere King to Living-God set for the most hallowed of holidays, All Robbie's Eve in… oh, what, 14 days? Doble the time he should have—but, well… guess Robbie—er, GLORIOUS ROBERT T. DOLL, is thinking ahead. He wants to make the most of his fleeting power over all of… this roughly localized bubble of his splendiferousness.
The Seamstresses are very busy at work weaving his hellish threads into something more. Soon, his lesser Shade form shall be "reborn" as a glorious Half-Prince himself. All he needs is a single strange of Eve's… hair. Which… I suppose must be somewhere in the Otherside. And then, Robert T. Doll can become a mostly-immortal and ruthless ruler of his own "plane" of the Otherside… Florobertia. In contrast, we lowly Jesters work to bring merry and joy to the lowly pig scum here in Robert's Beach. Soon my fellow scum, we will have a Living-God among us! How merry! How joyous!
I would like to remind my fellow Jesters that we are forbidden from using more secure communication channels. If we were to do so, it would much displease our most wonderful and gracious Robert. In his winning of the Scepter, we are lucky. We are fortunate. He has shown us all mercy and given us purpose. Displeasure is not our goal, as we are to bring merry.
Hail Robert T. Doll in all his glory!
- The Jester Jericho