APLI05 (Jul 24, 2022)
Summary of Receipt
No. 116 writes about a new customer in Coney Island, who has been causing storms around the area. The weed killer has proved ineffective to dispatch them, and they being at Coney Island, a well-known tourist destination in both sense of the word, make the situation all the more urgent.
Transcript
[BRANCH] LONG ISLAND
[SERVER] EMPLOYEE NO. 116
[DATE] 7/24/22
[INDEX ID] APLI05
[SECURITY] DINER
Bad news y'all. New customer sighted causin' all sorts of trouble what have you around Coney Island. From what we've heard, it sounds like another one of them there Daiquiri drinkers. Smaller this time around, but ain't shy from hangin' 'round the rigged games—might as well be sippin' on some snake oil while they're at it. 'Course they've been drinkin' so much they've gone right red in the face. More aggressive than Zerep was—but still ain't much of a Miss.
Her bad attitude has put a big ol' storm cloud over the usual greasy, grimey fun of Coney. She's rather skittish, but that don't mean I haven't been able to corner her and give her a spritz of our, whatcha call it, MCPP stuff. Bad news—didn't do a damn thing to her. Not sure why either, considerin' it seemed to be workin' well enough for everyone else. Could be that these customers need to be around for a spell before the chemical cocktail can cut 'em down. As I understand it, MCPP works by makin' 'em work overtime—in a sense. Maybe they just need more time for it to settle in?
But—if that's the case… we might be a bit screwed here. Like I said, this ain't a Miss. Necessarily, but these storms are growin' mighty big for one customer. Plus, while she seems skittish and what have you, she'll take a good swipe at 'ya if'n 'ya corner her or the like. Not good for us, sure, but worse for Tourists. And hell, Coney Island? That's a Tourist's tourist destination. We can't keep this thing covered until the spray can do its trick—whenever that might be.
I'll keep y'all updated.