APPB01 (Jul 17, 2022)
Summary of Receipt
No. 6 writes about Miss. Aflux, a black hole out in the Bermuda Triangle, and gives a general description of her and her temperament.
Transcript
[BRANCH] PALM BEACH
[SERVER] MANAGER NO. 6
[DATE] 7/17/22
[INDEX ID] APPB01
[SECURITY] DINER
…It's… well… yeah. We've got one too. Right out of the Triangle. Miss. Aflux. Which is kinda funny when you think about it, 'cause Xulfa was already a flipped name. Though, uh, what isn't really all that funny is what that means for us. For all of us. For everyone. Miss. Aflux is a really, really nasty Daiquiri-drinker. Like, super bad. Unlike the other branches' customers, ours is a petite one. Very small. Small enough that she's making quite a pull on everything around her. She's got a hole lotta black hair. Flip it around. Yeah.
The… good news? She seems… okay? She's kinda friendly, actually. We've been talking to her, or well, No. 17 and No. 422 have been talking to her. She's pretty wise, and she claims to find us all very "entertaining." Of course, that isn't exactly what you want to hear from a Miss. Customer, y'know? I'm not sure what we can really do about her being in the Triangle. Or if there's any point in getting her out of the Triangle. Ships already go missing there, so what if they go missing one way versus another? Eh, typing that out makes it seem like it's not the right way to deal with this.
We can't touch Miss. Aflux, and we can hardly look at her either. We're kinda stuck unless No. 323 can come up with a good way to sort of, y'know, Wednesday-away our problem. Otherwise, No. 5 is looking through his texts for any possible solutions. If he can work out a design for a public key, it should, I guess, be kinda easy to serve her. If we don't end up sucked into her, that is. At least she isn't trying to take down all of Palm Beach, right? Not yet, anyway.
Peace, Love, and Joy!