TLH04 (Apr 11, 2020)
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DATE: 4/11/2020
EMPLOYEE NO. 44A
FILE REFERENCE: TLH04
TOTAL: $5.90
This place is totally wacky. Here I thought it's only been one day since we checked in, but my CaDCom is saying it's the 11th? Um, what the hell? Seriously. Then again, I suppose this is Miss. Guile we're talking about, so I guess this shouldn't come as such a huge surprise. I mean, she set us back by a month literally once before. I'm sure whatever this weird jetlag thing she has tied to the hotel is… normal? At least for her.
The hotel is cute, I guess. A little tacky, but most hotels are. The bellhop is cute but a bit… mm… persistent. He keeps saying hi to me, which is weird. Though I could swear I've seen him before… I guess… I don't know? He's got a face that'd be hard to forget, but it might just be another funtastic effect of La Sonim Hotel. More like the labyrinth hotel, I got lost SIX different times trying to find my way from my room to the continental breakfast and back. Though any excuse to not be in the same room as high-and-mighty is good with me. Also, the breakfast was… weird. It was just a package of snack crackers, a bowl of live crickets, and some juice boxes. Good thing we brought food.
Oh, right, the whole reason I wanted to make a receipt thing. We're not the only guests in the hotel. I know that the bellhop/desk clerk/whatever already said that, but I've done a bit of snooping, and as far as I can tell, there are three other guests. One guest is in room 108, another in 109, and someone's in room 113. Or at least I think someone is in room 113. I can hear them moving around, and I swear I've seen shadows moving beneath the door. As for the other two guests, I did bump into one of them at "breakfast." He's a big BIG scary dude. Massive beard and crazy eye patch. He was kind of hot in like a silver fox meets Hells Angels kind of way though.