CD-STNO03 (Mar 21, 2020)
Puzzle
“The difference between a morning and a good morning.”
No. 53 Trivia | 1 Word
Clue
Hover over the clues if you require!
Clue 1: Why are mornings usually just...well, mornings, and never 'good'?
Clue 2: If it was a good morning, they'd be...
Answer and Explanation
Answer: Fishing
Explanation: The meme referenced here is “I always just say "Morning" instead of "Good Morning." Because if it were a good morning, I’d be fishing!”
Summary of Receipt
Summary
Transcript
EMPLOYEE NO. 53
DATE: 3-21-2020
FILE REFERENCE: CD-STNO03
TOTAL: $90.9
Fish fear me, and coffee wants me.
Or, no, wait, uhh… Fish fear me and me wants coffee. Yes! That's it! Irirregardless, we've been smashing them fishes. We have been slapping down the Finfolk (the evil ones) left, right, and center. Team 4 has been all like BAM! POW! WAMMY! SMACK! WHACK, WHACK, WHACK! And then Team 5 has been all like PEW! PEW! MAGIC MISSLE! And Team 1 has been all like, SHWOOOOP WOOOOSH BAM BAM BAM! We've taken out at least 30 or so Finfolk and two whole Tsjs. Of course, Manager No. 3, Employee No. 161, and myself have been given quite possibly one of the most fun and sacred of tasks amidst all of this bedlam—plundering the plane of mighty Leviathan!
Yes, it is true; we are going to have a little girls' night out in the endless ocean of Mayda at the request of our gilded pretty-boy owner. No, not the French one, the demon one. Our MAIN PRIORITY is to locate the Pearl of Poseidon, assuming it washed up on the shores of Asmayda somewhere. FOR THOSE UNEDUCATED: Asmayda is the little, tiny island right at the center of Mayda, and according to Goldschlager, all waters in the Mayda eventually flow back there. SO! If the Sunkenman truly threw the Pearl into the Black Tide to open it, there's a good chance the Pearl has washed up there.
Once we're ready to enter the splash zone, all we need to do is let Mr. Muldra know, and he'll open up a sneaky little side portal to Mayda for us. Now, it is true that Mayda is currently CRAWLING with Tsjs and probably worse escapees of the Tide, but this is where my skills truly shine. Let's just say… I've been cooking up a sneaky secret little something, something that should let us go about our metal detecting, metal-y undetected. Oh. OHOHOHO. THIS WILL TRULY BE A CERTIFIED BONAFIDE FIFTY-THREE PLAN! Get your galoshes and hold onto your butts; it's gonna be a nasty pot of coffee.