CD-IWNL01 (May 22, 1996)

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CD-IWNL01

Puzzle

“Please Come, Please Come.”
Research | 7 Words

Clue

Hover over the clues if you require!
Clue 1: Who is the target of #1313's anger in the previous receipt?
Clue 2: You can summon them by saying the clue phrase and the answer six times.
Clue 3: Or you can reread CD-TMG09. Your pick.

Answer and Explanation

Answer: I Will Not Leave Until You Come
Explanation: The entire phrase, “Please come. Please come. I will not leave until you come”, is part of the ritual used to summon the Redman.



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Summary of Receipt

Summary

Transcript

RECEIPT #001
FILED UNDER: AND-IWNL
DATE: 5/22/96
EMPLOYEE #1313

OKAY—THAT’S ENOUGH OF THIS STUPID ASS RED RAIN… ENOUGH OF THIS STUPID ASS REDMAN!

I am sick TO DEATH of this stupid loser, Boogieman of Satan. He has killed, KILLED, people I care about. He has kidnapped, KIDNAPPED, my girlfriend. HE BLOODSHOT HER PARENTS! Sure, I’m no fan of the Hatman rummaging around Red’s head, but at least that wasn’t as personal. Ever since the Redman KILLED Xavier, I’ve been dreaming of the day we put an end to him. But after all this recent crap he’s been pulling? It’s all I can think about. And now my girlfriend is having non-stop dreams about him! How messed up is that? How sick? He’s worming his way into her every thought, too. Night after night, she has to endure visions of him tricking human after human, letting them think they’ve won, stalking them from the shadows, making their eyes bleed and their blood boil, before finally killing them off. It’s not even that his questions are hard, he just, he just, he just words them in stupid ways!! That, or he assumes all humans are totally clueless about the Otherside. Well, I’m not.

I’ve been talking with Sofia, and she told me how to play his stupid little game. How to summon him at my beck and call. Maybe I could call him out and just end him then and there. I’ve been reading up on how to kill demons; between my parents’ library and Felix’s tomes, I’ve got more than enough ideas. But… just killing him… that’s not enough. That’s not fun. I want him to suffer. I want him to lose. I want to be the one to beat his pathetic little game of trick questions. I want it.

And no one is going to stop me from getting what I desire.

No one.