RRR07 (May 21, 1996)
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RECEIPT #007
FILED UNDER: DINER-RRR
DATE: 5/21/96
EMPLOYEE #1313
Ughhhh, I’m seriously over this stupid Mr. Higden or whatever his name is. Talk about having a constant raincloud over your, and everyone else’s, head. All this stupid nonstop rain is getting on my last nerve. It keeps, like, globbing onto me for some reason, and it’s been ruining my makeup. What’s its deal anyway? It’s not like I’m that sinful or whatever. I mean, it doesn’t cling this much to Red or Dorkules. Whatever. Guess I need to lay off all of the constant drugs, sex, and rock and roll I clearly get up to. Well…
For real, though—this is just another annoying, aggravating, stupid, UGH! Brought to us by none other than that red-faced-bitch, Aka. Am I allowed to say that on the CaDComs?? #44 told me it lets certain swears through based on “context.” So, to be clear, I am talking about a female dog and not our irritating, lowlife, slave to a shadow, Mrs. Aka. I would never call her a rude name. Never. It’s not in my nature. Those other names don’t count, obviously.
Y’know, part of me was hoping that S.V. would’ve been able to actually do it… put an end to Aka, once and for all. She’s been doing better, though, in case anyone was wondering. I mean, her eye is still super red and stuff, but I don’t think there’s anything any of us can do about that. The part that sucks the most is she got so close to actually doing it—well, if she hadn’t been tricked by Aka, anyway. It makes me wonder if Aka is such a loser that she uses the same few trick questions over and over again. Red’s been getting more of her memories from Aka’s past, just nothing worth really writing down anyway, and it sure seems like there’s a pattern to all of her trick questions.