C-TCR03 (Jan 17, 2020)
Puzzle
“We’ve entered into the darkest timeline yet. SIIIEIV.”
No. 71 Trivia | 3 Words
Clue
Hover over the clues if you require!
Clue 1: No. 71 likes to watch sitcoms during their spare time.
Clue 2: The darkest timeline? Sounds ominous.
Clue 3: S3E4, huh? But what show? And what's the name of the episode?
Answer and Explanation
Answer: Remedial Chaos Theory
Explanation: Remedial Chaos Theory is the name of the fourth episode of the third season of Community, where the Darkest Timeline is introduced.
Summary of Receipt
With Mrs. Kay dealt with, Employee 71 decides to start looking into Ojai’s letter. So she did some checking, and there was some of Ojai’s fire near the Cafe. The main thing to note is that there was Black Blood - agreed on by the CaD and Astoria as SUPER illegal. 71’s currently monitoring the Black Blood until a Manager comes around to retrieve it, then call in Astoria’s X-Ray division to clear it up.
Transcript
EMPLOYEE NO. 71
DATE: 1-17-2020
FILE REFERENCE: C-TCR03
TOTAL: $0.59
“Oh my GOD! We’re having a FIRE! Sale. OH THE BURNING! IT BURNS ME! EVACUATE ALL THE SCHOOL CHILDREN! AHHHH! Amazing- THIS ISN’T A FEVER! -grace. CAN’T EVEN SEE WHERE THE KNOB IS.”
Now that BCO is all settled, I want to get my hands on this TCR Receipt. Do a bit of auditing, shall we say. And speaking of, guess what? There was a mysterious fire not far from the Cafe. So someone has to go see if there was any significant damages, losses, or whatever it is I do here. You know, besides being awesome.
And yep, I can confirm that it was a fire. The hot kind. There’s some ash, some rubble, some soot, some cinders... I’m not sure what you’re expecting from this fire. Oh, I know. You want me to take Blood samples, right? Done and done. And guess what? +13.12677S. So when I say “normal fire,” I mean it’s a normal fire set by our arsonist customer, probably Miss. Ojai. Not only that, but in addition to the standard fire-y stuff, I found some blood-blood. Not like “Blood” like beep boop here’s your numbers blood, I mean BLACK blood. The Texas Tea of Ottawa, if you will. The one thing the Salt ‘n Pepper and CaD can agree on being UBER illegal Flipside. That gunk. Obviously, it’s supposed to be destroyed on sight, but I’m considering this an open tab with open evidence. I’m gonna hang out here until a Manager can swing by and take over. I’m all for kicking rubble around, but I’m not really qualified to deal with Black Blood. Heck, regular ol’ human blood makes me queasy.
The good news is there’s not like a puddle of the stuff, just a few specks here and there. But it was more than enough for my CaDCom to start beeping like crazy. I think I’ve found most of it, but we should probably give X-Ray a call once we’re done investigating so he can come and get this cleaned up properly. So just to get this straight, we’ve got an arsonist, some illegal substances, and a 17-year-old grudge? Fun times all around.