C-DPG07 (Oct 5, 1995)

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C-DPG07

Puzzle

“A frightening vision of the other side, seen through Canadian Eyes.”
#1313 Trivia | 4 Words

Clue

Hover over the clues if you require!
Clue 1: What, in CaD-lingo, are 'Canadian' eyes?
Clue 2: 1313 likes alternative rock.
Clue 3: In the gleam of the forest hole...

Answer and Explanation

Answer: Cats Or Devil's Eyes
Explanation: The clue is a reference to the lyrics of the song 'Cats Or Devils Eyes'.



⚠️BEWARE: THIS IS DECLASSIFIED INFORMATION. WARY EYES ONLY. ENTER AT OWN RISK.⚠️


Summary of Receipt

With Five of Lima getting nearer, Domenech’s psychic powers seem to be acting up. 1313 suggests sending him home.

Transcript

RECEIPT #007
FILED UNDER: CAFE-DPG
DATE: 10/05/95
EMPLOYEE #1313

Francois is acting weird. (I don't know how to type the weird-looking 'c' in my CaDCom thingy, sue me.) He's started causing the lights to flicker, and he's making the TV go static-y whenever he's near it. He also seems really agitated when I go near him or try to talk to him. Like yesterday afternoon, I went to bring him some food, and he THREW something at me. Can you believe that little fur ball? I don't even know how he threw something without hands it was like he—oh. He has psychic powers, huh? That must be why "Five" wants him.

Well, his powers seem to be acting up more and more lately. Maybe it has something to do with Five being around? Or maybe he's just getting homesick or whatever. But I don't think that's the case because he was totally chill the entire past month and only started acting up once Five was around again. I'm guessing that Five must be doing something to make his powers act up. Maybe like a resonance thing? Or maybe she's channeling her powers through him? I don't know. I'm just throwing out guesses. I don't know how psychic stuff works.

Though, based on how often Francois makes the TV flip to channel 5, I'm guessing she must be getting close. It's also super annoying, by the way. I can't watch ANYTHING without him flipping to 5 or static. And sometimes, he pops the entire breaker, which is a pain to have to flip back on. Look, I think the goat is cute and all that, but it's time to get this kid home. And—UGH! The twerp just tried to eat my sweater. This has officially gone too far. We need to send this cryptid home now.