C-ADD05 (Jun 21, 2016)
Puzzle
“Uh, Awkward…”
A.I. Trivia | 1 Word
Clue
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Clue 1: Another term for something you'd consider 'awkward'?
Clue 2: In Internet lingo.
Clue 3: Opposite of 'Based'.
Answer and Explanation
Answer: Cringe
Explanation: Something considered to be awkward in meme terms is 'cringe'.
Summary of Receipt
Summary
Transcript
CAFE AND DINER RECEIPT
DATE: 7/21/16
BY A.I.
MR. LADOUCETTE CASE NO. 5
And just like that our devious Duphon customer returns to the Otherside with Jackalope and Chupacabra in hand… wing… whatever. Our first cups of coffee sold, and quite successfully! Perhaps too successfully, at least for my liking. The more I’ve been thinking about it, the more I question if this Paul Duphon character was who (owl pun) he said he was. What if he was just a dirty little scammer who had us do his dirty work to get a free Chupacabra and Jackalope? Hm??
Okay, to be fair, he did give us a whistle that ALLEGEDLY should call out the Chupacabra, should we need to. He gave S.W. a laundry list of conditions and warnings, and it basically boiled down to only blow it if there was an imminent life-threatening danger (that’s what she said). Fine, whatever. Magic Lizard dog whistle only works if we’re gonna die. But he also gave us a glass vial of powdered Jackalope antler. Where the hell did he get that from?? Do you suppose he’s in the business of killing Jackalopes and grinding up their parts to make bad luck spells and shiz?
A.I., A.I., A.I., you say, what the hell is your point? I’m not sure. Well, that’s not true. I’m not sure what, if anything, we can do now that the Duphon is back in the Otherside. However, what we should do in the future is probably vet our “friendly” “FRIENDLY” customers a bit better. If only to save us a huge headache down the road. We shouldn’t blindly help those who plan to hurt us. I guess it’s not always easy to tell when someone’s scheming behind our backs. And TO BE FAIR, this Duphon mess is sorta of my fault. Assuming he is actually evil. He might be a chill dude. Who (owl pun) knows? The point is we (I) need to think things through a little more carefully. We’re dealing with some seriously strong coffee, and it’ll do no good to dull it with creamer given to us by rando owl demons.