LEP01 (Jan 4, 2020)
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EMPLOYEE NO. 17
DATE: 1-4-2020
FILE REFERENCE: LEP01
TOTAL: $0.85
This could be quite concerning. Our little customer friend, Mrs. Lludd, is still very much enjoying our bed and breakfast, but it would seem various keys have been popping up outside her door. Now, why could that be, hm? I think Mrs. Lludd has brought some additional friends with her, and they are rather peeved that they weren’t invited to experience our bed and breakfast as well. Of course, I’d be more than happy to let them in, and I have checked some of her friends in, but they keep coming by the dozen. And they seem to all be frantically searching for the key to Mrs. Lludd’s room. But, of course, only I know where the key is, and I am curious about something...
The key to Mrs. Lludd’s room is upstairs to the left. I’ll say it again, no out-loud, but through keystrokes, UPSTAIRS, and to the LEFT. I can’t dare utter this aloud for fear that Mrs. Lludd’s friends would eavesdrop on that location, but it seems unlikely they can hear the taps of my CaDCom’s keyboard and meaningfully decipher the order of keys I’ve pressed. Unless... Well, we’ll see, won’t we? Of course, we can always speak through brass horns, but I feel that would get tiresome. And if they can indeed understand keystrokes, they might serve as valuable little spies, but for whom?
How Mrs. Lludd’s friends managed to come all the way from the UK is a bit of a mystery. Perhaps they took an airplane, but to chart their own flights, well, that would be a rather unique skill. At least for Ottawa customers, it is. I don’t know how these Quebec customers travel. It’s worth finding out, though, and perhaps it could explain how Mrs. Kay ended up in Oregon. In fact, many of these customers seem to be showing up along the west coast, so perhaps that is our connection. Boundary lines are one thing, but perhaps there are Ley lines upon which these customers like to travel? Just a thought.