C-OSO04 (Dec 19, 2019)

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C-OSO04

Puzzle

“The Napoleo of Crime.”
No. 611 Trivia | 1 Word

Clue

Hover over the clues if you require!
Clue 1: Employee No. 611 enjoys a musical from time to time.
Clue 2: Why is it "leo", and not "leon"?
Clue 3: A cat version of Moriarty?

Answer and Explanation

Answer: Macavity
Explanation: This cat, from the musical Cats, is a master criminal, like Moriarty before him.



⚠️BEWARE: THIS IS DECLASSIFIED INFORMATION. WARY EYES ONLY. ENTER AT OWN RISK.⚠️


Summary of Receipt

611 suggests to try sending a giant water cat to the Hauntaurskald or the Infernus, but if it’s neither of those two then she’s probably from an eighth Plane.

Transcript

DATE: 12/19/2019
EMPLOYEE NO. 611
TOTAL: $0.3
FILE REFERENCE: C-OSO04
Ok, wow, that is one big mean cat. No joke, that is less of a “cat” and more like a freaking jaguar. WITH GILLS! Yes, you’d think, ok big cat Esterskald NOPE, ok gills and fins gotta be Mayda NOPE! So let’s think this through, could it maybe be Necropolis? I mean, maybe? But that’s nothing like I’ve ever seen come out of the Necropolis/Amaymon. Ouroboros? Well, it’s not really a reptile, is it? And I’m pretty sure that’s a reptile-only plane. Hauntaurskald? Well, it lacks the “nightmare” factor; it’s scary but not hauntingly so. I mean, it could be worth a shot, though. Uh… next is Infernus, right? Again, maybe? Infernus has always been a weird plane when it comes to cryptids, but it doesn’t strike me as particularly greedy or burny, just a big wet cat. And so then that leaves Morningstar, and this does not look like a typical heavenly creature.

So maybe, maybe it really does come from an 8th plane? And if this Mrs. Kay is who we think she might be, well, the whole “claws that cut through anything” part is true. We’ve tried steel, titanium, tungsten, kevlar, even diamond, and it has just sliced through it all. So… I mean, the main way to test if this is who we think it is to find the one thing she can’t slice through, right? Otherwise, I’m not really sure there are any other ways we could test it. For the time being, I guess me and 71 will try to see if maybe Hauntaurskald or Infernus will take her, but… I’m not so sure they will. Failing that, we’ll try and contain her the best we can, but again, she can slice through ANYTHING so, it kinda makes keeping her in one spot a little hard. Man, I really wish 4 was here. He’d love this.