ATK06 (Aug 12, 2023)
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Receipt: ATK06
Author: Capgras
Status: Open
Subject: Personality Cult
I’ve slept on it—though I’m using that more as an expression than a statement of fact—and I’ve decided that the 8-Ball would be better off in the hands of the Cult of Personality and our Unidentified Cult Leader No. 4. For one thing they’d actually find some use for it, probably. Also, everyone keeps telling me that it isn’t saying things like “Bingo,” “Doris O’Neal,” “The Sky is Rotting,” or weird frowny faces, and they’re probably right. Right? Right. Right!
Clearly, having it around isn’t great for my mental state. Sure, we could lock it up in the Zulu Vaults. Set it and forget it. But that doesn’t really move things forward, does it? That’d be like standing still. No. We need to start taking some steps forward, isn’t that right? And why take a few measly baby steps when we can take leaps and bounds toward our clandestine end game! Let’s see what Jericho and his kitschy-whatever can really do. Peace, Love, and… of course, Joy.
It wouldn’t hurt to have some friends in our corner either, would it? Out of the four (sort of three) cults we’ve been up against, the Cult of Personality is about as harmless as it gets. They have Loveland. Loveland! What’re they gonna do with the 8-Ball that is so horrific when they have Loveland on their side. And we’ve got Dingane working for us now. Let’s flip all the cults in our favor! Hell—one by one, let’s just rebuild the fourth Cafe from the bloody scraps and pieces that were left over. Though, for the sake of civility and equality in our two-faced partnership, I should leave it up for a vote.
Hey! Look at that! Signs point to yes.